12/06/2025
Can you allow us to describe this place using English from India.
Johannesburg, MTN Rank
"And when you travel to these places in South Africa, my lord, you don't know the South. Here's what you need to know about this place:
1. Don't ask for directions. √. You don't handle money when traveling, and don't hold it in your hand. Don't even make it look like you're holding it. √. When you're in a car, they'll take your phone once you put it on the earpiece and open the window. √. Don't try to make friends here. You'll regret it. If they catch you with a gun, once they point it at you, just do as they say. Don't move. Give them what they want and do what they say. Otherwise, they'll shoot you first. √. If you encounter a tough situation and you're holding a gun, don't shoot in the air. Shoot to kill. Be an animal. Or else you'll die.
2. Even if you don't know where you're going, walk like you know, and never ask for directions.
3. When you put you answering a call, make sure it's held tightly inside the palm of your hand. Hold it like you're holding money.
4. My lord, don't trust anyone when traveling, especially Zimbabweans who say they'll show you where you're going. They'll then demand $100 payment for helping you.
5. Here in Joburg, the bus might be going to Eswatini, but it's actually going to Bloemfontein. So always ask the driver before you board.
6. Don't be scared when you're on a bus and people are speaking a language you don't understand. Just focus on getting to where you're going.
7. There's a KFC near Wanderers, below Rank. If someone is meeting you and you're not familiar with the place, go wait there. When you arrive, say 'I'm from (and say your homeland), I'm waiting for someone, I'm scared to wait outside.' My lord, they'll help you, that's how life is here."