
01/04/2025
How I Almost Became a Safari Guide – Thanks to Royal Umbrella Rent A Car
It all started when Mark, an ambitious tourist, landed in Nairobi, ready for the adventure of a lifetime. He had the whole itinerary planned—Maasai Mara, Amboseli, the works. What he didn’t have? A reliable car.
Determined to go “full explorer mode,” he thought about renting a random car and figuring it out as he went. That was until a friendly local chuckled and said, “You want to go on safari in THAT? My friend, even a lion would laugh at you.”
That’s when he found Royal Umbrella Rent A Car.
With just one call, Mark got himself a rugged Toyota Land Cruiser, complete with a driver who knew the roads better than Google Maps. The car was so reliable that, at one point, even a group of lost tourists mistook him for a professional guide! (He almost started charging them for his “expert knowledge.”)
By the end of his trip, Mark realized three things:
1. Always rent from Royal Umbrella Rent A Car.
2. Safari guides don’t just “wing it.”
3. If a lion ever laughs at your car, it’s time to upgrade.
Don’t be like Mark at the start—be like Mark at the end. Book with us today and drive like a pro! www.royalumbrellacars.com