25/08/2016
Planting is progressing at Broomsticks...unfortunately updates have been delayed due to someone impersonating Broomsticksnz online using various email accounts. Never fear, I will hunt down those behind these nefarious deed's and seriously electronically sodomise their hard drive.
*raises eyebrow and looks across the keyboard* ... at Broomsticks we pride ourselves on being upfront, look you in the eye and give a firm handshake. If something needs to be said, we are not backwards in letting rip and speaking our minds.
Should any further comments or postings be sent to friends,neighbors or business aquaintances pretending to be from Broomsticks, without hestitation I will arrive at your location and insert my No.9 Gumboot firmly up your arse.