03/04/2018
Mapakon ka digi sa Palawan :)
(Come here in Palawan)
IN PALAWAN
In Palawan, we don’t say “ang yabang mo naman.” Instead we say, “grabi mo ka borit.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “ang landi-landi mo.” Instead we say, “sobra kang ka tekag.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “luh, ang dami mong kain pero ampayat mo pa rin.” Instead we say, “Logayen ka no?”
In Palawan, we don’t say “p***ngina.” Instead we say, “diablong kiritkirit.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “buti nga sayo.” Instead we say, “Dan! Miris.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “napakainit talaga.” Instead we say, “Aroy, grika init man.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “maniwala ako sayo.” Instead we say, “Ilam kong magaoran aroman.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “yare kang bata ka.” Instead we say, “tebas kang bata kaw.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “ang tagal nating di nagkita.” Instead we say, “Oy! Agpanambek kaw.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “yung sukli ko po.” Instead we say, “yong barya ko.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “sayang naman.” Instead we say, “Anin!”
In Palawan, we don’t say “ang bingi mo.” Instead we say, “malapad imong kaniogan.”
In Palawan, we don’t say “weh? Di nga?.” Instead we say, “Tabirab!”
In Palawan, we don’t say “ang lusog na bata naman nyan.” Instead we say, “poira boyag.”
Abir ano pa ngani ang iba?
[Ingosoy dia sa “IN NEGROS” 😅]