09/03/2026
BREAKING: Oil prices shoot over $110 a barrel, sending Trump into a PANIC as he tells Americans that sky-high gas prices are a “small price to pay” and calls them “fools” in catastrophic attempt at damage control!
Donald Trump spent the last year complaining endlessly about how President Biden was somehow responsible for high gas prices. Now the shoe is on the other foot, entirely thanks to Trump and his illegal, unprovoked war of aggression against Iran, and all of a sudden it’s a “small price to pay.”
“Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT” wrote Trump on Truth Social.
Who the hell does he think his supporters are? Remember, it was the MAGA zealots who threw endless tantrums over not being able to go to Cracker Barrel in order to save lives during COVID pandemic.
They are completely selfish and have no conception of doing anything because it might help someone else; the idea that they would have some sort of sense of civic duty and willing to accept personal hardship for something bigger than themselves is absolutely LAUGHABLE.
We can’t wait to see vulnerable Republican Senators go back to their districts and tell people already pushed to the brink by Trump’s disastrous pro-billionaire economy that they need to accept $6 a gallon gas prices and it’s a small price to pay.
The best part about this is that this is literally all his fault. Have fun trying to fix this mess, you demented old pervert!
