Advice for Russian Tourists

30/09/2022

28/04/2020

We would like to congratulate the magnificent Salisbury Cathedral on its 800th birthday.

Exactly 800 years ago something remarkable happened.

Bishop Poore laid the first foundation stones of our building on this day in 1220, following the audacious decision to move from Old Sarum.

By the ingenuity and skills of our forebears it only took 38 years to build the masterpiece that stands today. The rest, as they say, is history.

01/02/2020

Important announcement. The Russian Tourist Board can no longer advise tourists to visit Britain, it's all gone a bit s**t.

30/03/2019

We are just two Russian ladies who have come to see the Houses of Parliament. All of our friends have been telling us to go and see the world-famous Brexit, which is the biggest cl*******ck in the world.

“So let's just go up to these two ladies, they look harmless. So here in Parlament Square with LeaveMeansLeave protestors. What do you think Mrs? Oh, Russian eh, I thought you said you came from Bath. What about you? Oh, you sound like you might be Russain too. No problem https://t.co/Bga...

04/03/2019

Wow, can it really be a whole year since our Salisbury field trip?
To celebrate the occasion Mrs May (PM of the Decadent British Capitalists) posted a lovely picture of the city of Bath to show how in touch she is with reality.
Hmmm, we haven't been to Bath yet. I wonder how long the famous 18th century Pulteney Bridge is...