11/09/2026
If March 13th through 21st next year sounds like exactly the right time for tropical islands, tropical drinks and tropical weather, listen up — because you can join our family for an ultra-luxury, six-country Caribbean island-hopping adventure aboard the brand-new Explora III.
Next spring, we’re doing something a little warmer. We’ll start in Miami, where anyone who comes in early can join us for a return to the scene of one of our favorite episodes: our Little Havana Mojito Crawl.
Then we board the brand-new Explora III — one of the newest luxury ships on the ocean.
Every suite is oceanfront with a private terrace. There are five resort-style pools, twelve upscale bars and lounges, 5-star dining, premium cocktails, w**e and bottomless Ch*****ne — and an almost 1:1 crew-to-guest ratio that means the level of service will be insane.
But we still have five more countries to explore!
First, Turks and Caicos, where we can hit world-famous Grace Bay, then get offshore for reefs, snorkeling and those ridiculous turquoise-water sandbars that don't even look real.
Then Antigua and Barbuda — home to the famous claim of 365 beaches, which gives us roughly ten hours to see as many as humanly possible.
Next is Guadeloupe, where our cultural education may involve a proper Ti’ Punch: agricole rum, lime and sugar — traditionally without even bothering with ice.
Then Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, where we stop at tiny Bequia. And I’ve already discovered there’s a solar-powered bar floating in Admiralty Bay that you reach by water taxi.
And finally, Barbados, considered the birthplace of rum, where Mount Gay traces its history all the way back to 1703. So we may need to stay a couple extra days for historical research, of course.
But this isn’t just a cruise we’re selling. We’re going with you.
Our family will be there all week — hosting cocktail parties, handing out Club7 travel gear, hanging with you at the pools, exploring the islands and hopefully creating the group onboard that everybody else is wondering how the hell they missed out on.
So if this sounds like your kind of spring break — even if you haven’t technically had spring break in twenty years — head over to ABCTrips.com. You’ll find the full itinerary, photos, ship details, deck plans, suite options and current pricing.
Hit the button — we’ll order you a mojito while we wait.