12/13/2025
You truly never know what you’re going to get when camping with Milo… and at this point, I’m convinced I should start a children’s book series titled “Milo vs. Literally Everything.” 😂
We went for a lovely walk. Milo had fun. He smelled all the smells. He took care of business like a gentleman. I tucked both boys into the camper with their bones and headed to the bathhouse, thinking, What could possibly go wrong in 15 minutes?
Answer: everything.
Because it was going to be cold, I brought along a cozy down blanket for snuggling. Apparently, Milo interpreted this as either a mortal threat… or a live, aggressive goose. What happened next can only be described as a full-scale feather massacre.
Benjamin, meanwhile, was safely on the bed, absolutely innocent, and I’m fairly certain shaking his head in disappointment while silently judging all of us.
So if you happen to see So Cute Camper rolling down the highway with feathers floating behind it like snowflakes… now you know. 🪶🚐