06/14/2026
๐ฅ UFC Fight Night tonight!
We open at 2 PM, which gives you plenty of time to get your chores done, ignore your responsibilities, and prepare for a completely unnecessary amount of yelling at a TV.
๐ง๏ธ If Mother Nature decides to be dramatic and throw a few raindrops our way, relax. Weโve got a covered patio. Weโre Texans, not sugarโwe wonโt melt.
Cold beer? โ๏ธ
People who suddenly become professional UFC analysts after two beers? โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Tag the friend who still thinks they could make it in the UFC if they โjust had more time to train.โ
See yโall tonight. Mondayโs problem can wait until Monday.