
05/25/2025
🚨CRUISE DEAL THAT’S BASICALLY SCREAMING YOUR NAME🚨
So there I was, minding my business (aka pretending my laundry doesn’t exist), when Royal Caribbean dropped a Memorial Day sale that made me want to pack my bags immediately—even though I 100% overpack every time.
Check this out:
🛳️ $800 off instantly
👯♀️ 60% off your second guest
🧒 Kids sail FREE
💳 Book Star of the Seas or Icon of the Seas = get up to $200 onboard credit to blow on spa days, cocktails, or glow-in-the-dark cruise merch. No judgment.
And guess what? You don’t even need a passport for many of these sailings. 🙌 Yep—your driver’s license and birth certificate can get you sunshine, sea breeze, and a vacation you actually remember.
🗓️ Book by May 26th or risk watching everyone else post cruise pics while you’re stuck watering your neighbor’s plants.
Message me and let’s make your summer make sense. 💬