09/11/2026
5 Things I DON’T Do as a Travel Advisor: Cruise Edition 🚢
1. I don’t just book you on the cheapest cruise I can find.
I look at the ship, itinerary, cabin options, what’s included, and what actually fits the way you want to travel.
2. I don’t disappear once your deposit is paid.
Final payments, dining, excursions, check-in dates, travel documents — I’m still here.
3. I don’t send you to the port and say, “Good luck!”
Flights, pre cruise hotels, transportation, port logistics and all those "wait…how are we actually getting there?" details matter too.
4. I don’t think the itinerary is the whole vacation.
Sometimes the best memories happen somewhere between ports — at trivia, a ridiculous game show, a towel folding class, or finding your first cruise duck.
5. I don’t let you find out about important deadlines the hard way.
Cruises come with a LOT of dates to remember. I help keep you on top of what needs to happen and when.