10/14/2026
PUMPKINFEST REGATTA BLESSING 2026 ©
Rev. Charlene Corbett, October 11, 2026
Email: [email protected]
Gathered here on the shores of Midcoast Maine,
we pause to ground ourselves in gratitude.
We acknowledge that we stand on
the traditional, unceded homeland of the Wabanaki people.
We honor their enduring care and connection to this place
and express our deepest gratitude
for the land and water that sustain us today.
We bless the Damariscotta River,
a historic waterway with centuries of legendary maritime history—
yet today, must once again endure the ultimate, undignified test
of determining the seaworthiness of a fleet of giant, hollowed-out squash.
As we mark the 250th anniversary of the United States this year,
we remember that the true strength of a nation
lies in its diversity, mutual respect, and neighborly spirit.
After all, there is no truer American freedom
than cramming oneself into a several hundred-pound vegetable
for the amusement of family, friends, neighbors and strangers!
May we forever celebrate the freedom
to be absolutely, delightfully ridiculous together.
We offer our deepest thanks to the pumpkin growers,
whose summer-long devotion raised these titanic gourds from tiny seeds.
We honor the army of volunteers who brought this regatta to life for a 19th year,
and we thank the first responders who keep us all safe in our time of play.
We remain in awe of the pumpkin boat builders—
The architectural visionaries who saw a bunch of massive pumpkins
and said, "Yes, these are meant to be boats on the sea."
And now, to our brave captains and crews:
we offer our blessings to your paddles, your core strength,
and your questionable life choices.
May you be safe, your rinds stay watertight and your centers of gravity be low.
Whether you cross the finish line dry
or capsize into the chilly tidal waters, we salute your courage.
On this beautiful autumn day,
this collective moment of pure laughter and silliness
is exactly what our hearts need right now.
May this joy we share ripple outward,
bringing a sense of renewal, community, and abundant peace
to our nation and indeed all the world.
And now, go forth safely, brave paddlers!
Bring honor to our patch!
Amen, and let the regatta begin!