Morticia - The Dark Qween of Hearses

07/25/2025

She (Morticia) has passed her E-test and almost every employee was looking at her LUSTFULLY!!!

07/18/2025

12/08/2024

So, I haven't been pushing to get Morticia out in public until I have my early projects that I have started, finished and completed. I was completely devastated when I had a minor fender bender with Morticia, the ONLY fender bender by me!!! All isn't lost as Morticia still runs, but she's a little bent and I need to get right with Morticia!! But it's time to get up a level of care for Her!!

Stay tuned!!!
Caretaker

10/31/2023

This is true

An Airbus 380 ✈ is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet. When suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears!

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus, and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. 😱✈ He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" 🛩

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?"

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry." ☕🍫

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seem great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important. ✌🌅

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, and Smarter. 🧘‍♂️🧠

Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. 🤗❤

10/30/2023

10/30/2023

At A Halloween Party... Morticia was well loved ❤️