06/18/2026
🇺🇸 An American in Europe: The Awkward Edition 🇪🇺😂
After spending some time across Europe, I’ve learned a few things… mostly by doing them wrong first.
🚽 1. Ask for the TOILET.
Not the restroom. Not the bathroom. Not the ladies’ room. Just confidently say, “Where is the toilet?” Practice it. Embrace it.
💧 2. Drink water. Then drink more water.
Between walking 20,000 steps a day, different foods, and travel fatigue, dehydration can make things get awkward fast.
👗 3. We are probably not the stylish person in the room.
Europeans somehow look effortlessly chic while walking cobblestone streets. Meanwhile, we’re over here in our athletic wear and crossbody bags looking ready for an expedition.
🪙 4. It may cost money to p*e.
Yes, really. Keep coins handy. Or buy a coffee and use the facilities as a paying customer. Don’t wander in asking to use the bathroom without purchasing something. Let’s not be those tourists.
🚆 5. Military time matters.
If you accidentally read 4:52 as PM instead of an AM train, you may find yourself purchasing a second set of train tickets. Hypothetically. 😬
🍽️ 6. Meals are an event, not a race.
If you’re used to inhaling lunch in 17 minutes, Europe has some news for you. Relax. Enjoy the conversation. The check will arrive sometime before next Tuesday. Benefit? They aren’t expecting that big American 20% tip. Relax.
❄️ 7. Air conditioning is… different.
Many hotels don’t have it, and those that do often have a very different definition of “cold.” Pack lightweight pajamas and don’t be afraid to ask for a fan—aka the breeze maker.
Europe is absolutely amazing. Just be prepared to learn a few things, laugh at yourself, and occasionally pay for the privilege of using a toilet. 😂