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07/28/2024

Have you heard the latest? Our new roadside p**p waste treatment facility is up and running, and it's doing wonders for our community! That’s right, thanks to Pats at Punaluu's innovative "Toilet to Tap" initiative, we’re turning your daily doo into semi-fresh drinking water! 🌊

Forget the fancy bottled stuff – we’re keeping it local and ahem organic. Now you can quench your thirst knowing you’re not just hydrating, but also recycling in the most personal way possible.

Here are just a few perks of our new system:

💸 Lower Water Bills: Yep, your water bill just took a nosedive! We're passing those savings from the porcelain throne straight to your wallet.
💧 Semi-Fresh Taste: It's not Fiji, but it’s close enough... right? Think of it as artisanal, handcrafted water.
🌱 Eco-Friendly: Reduce, reuse, recycle – and now, rehydrate! You're saving the planet one sip at a time.

So next time you fill up your glass, just remember: every drop is a testament to our community's ingenuity and, well, regularity. Cheers to turning something crappy into something happy! 🥂

Stay hydrated, Punaluu!

04/01/2024

"Big news, folks! We've given the trees the boot to roll out the red carpet for our shiny new roadside wastewater treatment spectacle, complete with its very own ear-splitting power generator. Because nothing says 'scenic beauty' like industrial machinery in full view. But wait, there's more! Today, we're introducing our avant-garde Toilet To Tap (Triple T) initiative. Yes, we're turning your contributions to the municipal sewage system into tomorrow's artisanal drinking water. Our local motto? 'Flush, Filter, Fill your glass.'

While the slew of undercover AirBnB guests might chug it down none the wiser, our genuine residents can barely contain their excitement. Think of it as your civic duty to drink up—the more you contribute, the less your water bill. It's the pinnacle of recycling innovation. So, let's raise a glass to flushing away those pesky water charges. Cheers to sustainability, Hau'ula style!"

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53-567 Kamehameha Highway
Hauula, HI
96717

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(808)9006085

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