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The House Detectives, LLC

A different kind of home inspection company! Each of our inspectors is a certified home Inspector through Oregon State CCB (OCHI).

We believe the best home inspections come from inspectors who started in the trades, have solid experience as inspectors, and who work well as a team. Our inspections are performed in accordance with the standards of practice and the code of ethics of the American Society of Home Inspectors (ASHI). The House Detectives LLC is fully insured! The House Detectives has over 28 years of home inspection

experience. Our primary objective as professional, Oregon State (OCHI) certified inspectors is to work hard to ensure your business or dream home is structurally sound and doesn’t have any potentially serious, unknown defects that could end up making your investment a costly one.

08/15/2025

⭐ Client Spotlight ⭐
"Very thorough inspection by Paul. He was happy to have us with him during the process. He explained everything as he went. At the end of the inspection he generously gave us a verbal re-cap, making sure that we would understand the written report. I highly recommend The House Detectives LLC."

Thank you for the kind words! 🏡
At The House Detectives, we believe in more than just delivering a report, we make sure you feel confident, informed and comfortable every step of the way.

📅 Ready for your own thorough, stress-free inspection?
Call/Text: 503-323-2000
🌐 thehousedetectivesllc.com

08/11/2025

☀️ Happy Monday from The House Detectives! 🏡
We know Mondays can be busy… so here’s a little positivity:

✨ If you could describe your dream home in ONE word, what would it be?

We’ll go first: Safe.
Because whether it’s a cozy cottage or a modern masterpiece, peace of mind starts with knowing your home is sound and that’s what we’re here for.

Did you know… the average American will move 11 times in their lifetime? 🚚

That’s 11 chances to find your dream home and 11 reasons to make sure it’s inspected before you buy! ✅

📅 Book your home inspection today: 503-323-2000
🌐 thehousedetectivesllc.com

The House Detectives LLC – Your dream home, inspected right.

07/31/2025

Just Inspected | Tigard, OR
📅 Last Day of July. Still Going Strong.

We wrapped up the month with a full inspection at a beautiful home here in Tigard, OR and it was the perfect way to close out a busy July.

✨ What stood out about this home:
🏡 4 spacious, comfortable bedrooms
🛁 2.5 bathrooms with modern finishes
🍽️ A bright, open kitchen with stainless steel appliances
🌳 A private, well-maintained backyard made for summer evenings
🛠️ Thoughtful updates, great curb appeal, and solid maintenance throughout

🎉 COOL LOCAL TRIVIA:
Did you know Tigard is home to one of Oregon’s oldest wooden rail trestles?
The Fanno Creek Trail Trestle, built in the early 1900s, still stands as a reminder of the area’s deep roots and we love helping new homeowners become part of that story. 🌲

🕵️‍♂️ At The House Detectives, July was packed with inspections across Tigard, Portland, and beyond!

📞 Ready for August? Let’s get you on the books:
(503) 324-2000
🌐 www.thehousedetectivellc.com

The House Detectives
Inspected. Protected. Trusted.

07/18/2025

🏡 It’s not just a roof. Not just walls. Not just tile.

When we inspect a house, we’re not just looking at foundation cracks and faulty wiring.

We’re thinking about:
– The kid who’ll take their first steps in that hallway
– The dog who’ll claim the living room as its kingdom
– The dinners, the birthdays, the life that’ll unfold there

We don’t take that lightly.
Because behind every inspection report…
is a future we’re helping protect.

📞 Whether you're buying your first home or your forever one — trust the team that sees more than just structure.

Book today:
📲 (503) 324-2000
🌐 www.thehousedetectivellc.com

🕵️‍♂️ The House Detectives
Because your home is more than just a house.

07/16/2025

🚨 Homebuyers, STOP! Before you fall in love with that open-concept kitchen, keep your eyes peeled for these 5 red flags hiding in plain sight 👇

👁️ We’ve inspected hundreds of homes and these are the subtle signs that something might be off, even in picture-perfect listings:

1️⃣ Fresh Paint in One Random Spot – Could be covering mold or past damage.
2️⃣ Strong Air Freshener Smell – Hiding pet odors or moisture issues.
3️⃣ Warped Floorboards Near Sinks or Baths – A possible sign of past leaks.
4️⃣ Unusual Humidity or “Sticky” Air – Hello, hidden HVAC or ventilation problems.
5️⃣ Stiff Windows – Warped frames might indicate foundation movement.

🎯 Pro Tip: You’re not just buying a house, you’re inheriting all its secrets.

💬 Tag someone house hunting right now or share this with your favorite realtor!

📞 Want peace of mind before you buy?
Call (503) 324-2000 or visit www.thehousedetectivellc.com to book a pro inspection. We catch what others miss. 🕵️‍♂️

07/15/2025

🕵️‍♂️ Inspector Confessions: Things We Secretly Love About Homes
Not every day is about busted water heaters and leaky roofs…

Sometimes we walk into a house and think:
“Dang, that stair rail? 10/10.”
Or
“This pantry is bigger than our first office.” 😅

Today, we’re spilling the beans:
Here are 3 things our inspectors secretly love spotting during home inspections (even if we don’t always say it out loud):

✅ Clever storage spaces
✅ Original 1920s tilework in great shape
✅ An attic so clean it looks move-in ready

👀 Realtors, buyers, sellers, what’s something YOU secretly judge (or admire) in a home?

Tell us in the comments, no shame zone!👇

📞 Need your home inspected?
Call us at (503) 324-2000 or visit www.thehousedetectivellc.com — we’re always watching. 😎

07/14/2025

🔍 Inspected and Approved!
The House Detectives had the pleasure of inspecting this property this morning! Our expert inspectors, Jon and Paul, ensured every detail was thoroughly checked, from rooftop to foundation.

🛠️ This classic suburban gem offered timeless design blended with modern comforts. From the elegant finishes to the natural light pouring in, this home was made to impress!

Property Highlights:
🪟 Soaring Ceilings & Tall Windows – Fill the home with bright, natural light
🔥 Statement Fireplace – A cozy centerpiece in the open-concept living area
🍽️ Gourmet Kitchen – Custom cabinetry, granite countertops, and a large island for entertaining
🛏️ Luxurious Primary Suite – With spa-inspired bath and ample closet space
🎬 Flexible Bonus Rooms – Perfect for a home office, gym, or theater
🌳 Private Backyard Retreat – Lush landscaping and expansive deck space for relaxing or hosting
🚗 Oversized 3-Car Garage – Plenty of room for cars, tools, and toys
🌀 Thoughtful Layout – Seamless flow between living, dining, and entertaining spaces

📞 Looking for a trusted home inspection?
Book with us at (503) 324-2000 or visit www.thehousedetectivellc.com — your future self will thank you.

🧠 Trivia Time, Behind the Mirror Mystery!
Ever wonder why bathroom mirrors sometimes get black edges? It’s called “desilvering” and it often happens when there's poor ventilation. Moisture sneaks behind the mirror over time, breaking down the reflective coating.

💡Moral of the story: A foggy mirror might be hiding more than your reflection, like an overdue fan upgrade.

07/03/2025

🏚️🔎 What’s Hiding in Your Future Home?

You’d be surprised what secrets a house can keep until we shine a light on them.

From sneaky roof leaks to outdated electrical panels, we’ve uncovered everything from the scary to the downright strange.

Your home is more than just curb appeal. It's what’s behind the walls, under the floors, and above the ceiling that counts and that’s exactly where we come in.

✅ Experienced.
✅ Thorough.
✅ Unafraid of attic spiders. 🕷️💪

📞 Ready to know what you’re really buying?
Call (503) 324-2000 or book online at www.thehousedetectivellc.com

🧠 Trivia Time The Nose Knows!
Did you know professional home inspectors sometimes use their sense of smell to detect issues? Mold, gas leaks, and even electrical fires have a scent!
So next time you smell something funny in a house… trust your nose and then trust us to confirm it.

06/27/2025

🏚️ Before Regret Hits, Inspect First.

Imagine moving in, popping champagne…
Then the ceiling leaks, the outlets spark, and the “fresh paint” starts peeling like a bad sunburn. 😳

Welcome to Homebuyer Regret, population: people who skipped the inspection.

At The House Detectives, we uncover the secrets a home won’t tell you upfront.
💡 From hidden mold to foundation cracks, we give you the real story, before the keys are in your hand.

🎯 Our Promise:
No fluff. No sugar-coating. Just the cold, hard facts that protect your investment (and your sanity).

📞 Book your inspection now at (503) 324-2000
🌐 www.thehousedetectivellc.com
🎯 Peace of mind is only one call away.

🧠 Trivia Time – The Hidden Danger of “Popcorn Ceilings”
Did you know homes built before 1980 with textured "popcorn" ceilings might contain asbestos? It’s harmless until disturbed, but once fibers are airborne, they can cause serious health issues. 😬

💡 Moral of the story:
Never assume. Always inspect. Especially the ceilings.

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06/17/2025

🔍 Tuesday Tip from The House Detectives!
At The House Detectives, we believe knowledge is the foundation of every safe home.

🏠 Today’s Tip: What’s That Smell?
If your home smells musty or earthy, especially in the basement, it could be a sign of hidden mold or water intrusion. A dehumidifier can help in the short term, but the real solution is identifying the source. We always say: “Don’t mask the smell, investigate it!”

✅ Whether you're buying or already settled in, a professional home inspection can uncover what your nose suspects.

📞 Need answers beneath the surface?
Call us at (503) 324-2000 or visit www.thehousedetectivellc.com. We’ve got your back... and your basement.

🧠 Trivia Time! Mold’s Favorite Vacation Spot
Mold can start growing in as little as 24 to 48 hours after moisture appears, that’s faster than you can say “dehumidifier!”
The takeaway? Mold doesn’t wait for an invitation, it just needs a little moisture and a dark corner to throw a party. Don’t let it RSVP.

06/10/2025

🔎 Unlock Hidden Value Before You Buy or Sell

Did you know that a professional home inspection can increase your negotiation power by over 20%?

Whether you’re buying or selling, insights = leverage.

✅ Identify costly issues before they become your problem
✅ Improve listing credibility with a certified inspection report
✅ Save time, stress and unexpected expenses at closing

📞 Book your inspection today at (503) 324-2000 or visit www.thehousedetectivellc.com

06/06/2025

✅ Friday Findings. A Closer Look with The House Detectives!

🕵️‍♂️ Friday is for Facts!

We shine a spotlight on important home issues that often go unnoticed and this week’s insight is all about your electric panel.

🔎 This Week’s Inspection Insight:

Double taps may be fine in social media, but not in your electric panel!

A common issue found during home inspections is two wires connected to a single breaker terminal, also known as a “double tap.” While it might seem minor, this can lead to overheating, loose connections, and serious fire hazards if not corrected.

💡 Why it matters:
Electrical systems are the heart of your home and even small issues can carry big risks. A thorough inspection ensures these hidden dangers are identified early, keeping you safe and your home sound.

📞 Buying, selling, or simply want peace of mind about your home's condition?
We’re here to help.
Call us at (503) 324-2000
or book online at www.thehousedetectivellc.com

💬 Question for you:
Have you ever discovered an electrical issue in your home? Drop your story in the comments, we’d love to hear it!

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