Joshua Tree: The Secret Tours, Joshua Tree, CA (2025)

04/10/2025

Coachella 2025 is here and technically it starts today… but the festival kicks off tomorrow. Tickets range from $600 - $10,000! Scroll down for the lineup. There are INSANE performers this year... we would LOVE to see The Original Misfits, The Go-Go’s, Lady Gaga, Prodigy, Weezer, Post Malone, Green Day, and just experience the grounds and artwork! We didn’t lock in tickets! 😑

Let us know if you make it out to the Polo Grounds and share the experience with us. Don’t try to drive down to COSTCO 😂

Friday Lineup: April 11th

4BATZ
A. G. COOK
ARTEMAS
AUSTIN MILLZ
BELTRAN
BENSON BOONE
CA7RIEL & PACO AMOROSO
CHRIS LORENZO
CHRIS STUSSY
COCO & BREEZY
D4VD
DAMIAN LAZARUS
DJO
DOOM DAVE
EREZ
EYEDRESS
GABE REAL
GLIXEN
GLORILLA
HITECH
INDO WAREHOUSE
JULIE
KNEECAP
***LADY GAGA
LISA
LOLA YOUNG
LOS MIRLOS
MARIBOU STATE
MARINA
MASSIO
MIIKE SNOW
***MISSY ELLIOTT
MOON BOOTS
MUSTARD
PARCELS
PARISI
PETE TONG X AHMED SPINS
RAVYN LENAE
SAINT JHN
SAISON.
SARA LANDRY
SEUN KUTI & EGYPT 80
SHERMANOLOGY
SINCERELY, MANOLO
SPEED
***THE GO-GO’S
THE MARTINEZ BROTHERS X LOCO DICE
THE MARÍAS
***THE PRODIGY
THEE SACRED SOULS
THREE 6 MAFIA
TIFFANY TYSON
TINLICKER
TOPS
TYLA
VINTAGE CULTURE
VS SELF
YEAT
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03/28/2025

Obligatory double yellow lines to the horizon… 🥰

What are you up to this weekend? Seeking secret locations you say? 🤘🏽😂🤘🏽
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03/19/2025

An Oak Tree… in Joshua Tree National Park? And to make it even wilder, it is a hybrid from the seed of a Muller’s oak (Quercus cornelius-mulleri) and the o***y of a valley oak (Quercus lobate). The nearest valley oak is over one hundred miles away to the west… like Los Angeles -ish. How is this even possible? Just another oddity that makes JT glorious. This wonderful beauty can be found in the Live Oak Picnic area in Joshua Tree National Park… approximately 18.6 miles from the West Gate in Joshua Tree. Hike down and snap some pics of…all things… acorns! 🤘🏽😂🤘🏽🌰🐿️ Do NOT tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree. 😂
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03/16/2025

(1977) Joshua Tree is definitely easy like Sunday Morn. This song might sound pretty “classic”, but Jim Morrison of The Doors was hanging here in Joshua Tree filming “HWY: An American Pastoral” in 1969. Time flies no?

We’ve been here since 1998-ish and it’s still like Sunday Morn to us.🤘🏽😂🤘🏽
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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03/12/2025

🐫It’s Wednesday… but we sing every day of the week to the tune of “Monday Monday.” You? 🤘🏽😂🤘🏽
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03/09/2025

We get snow every single year that we can remember… but don’t trust our memory. 😂🤘🏼 Most of the time it is a dusting like this but it has dropped 10+ inches in the past. JT Box O’Chocolates. Ya’ never know. 😂❄️🍫
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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03/05/2025

The streets have names… just no street signs. 🤘🏼😂🤘🏼 Dirt Roads For Life. ❤️
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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02/28/2025

Friday Desert Adventures. “The Secret Tour” is absolutely insane. We take you to the teensy nooks and crannies where the spectacular secrets and history await. But what will you see “OUTSIDE THE PARK”:
(49) Locations
342 Miles
About 10-Hours
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You will start and finish at the Joshua Tree Visitor Center (JTVC) in Joshua Tree… with a LOT of adventures in between! Choose to only visit (1) location or all (49). You can choose to SKIP any location you do not wish to see before you drive to it… the very definition of Choose Your Own Adventure. We challenge you with clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location. The backdrops we share with you will make your social media explode…
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OUR FREE GIFT TO YOU: our ultra top secret checklist that will guide you through the tour stop-by-stop and shares time and distance as you go. It includes our hand drawn MAP that shows each location so you can see the full loop-path and decide what to SKIP. You are going to see so many wondrous sites and learn so many SECRETS. Don’t just visit the National Park, see what Joshua Tree is really all about! See the SECRETS “Outside The Park”.
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YOU WILL SEE:
—1200′ Crop Circles
—Transmission Sculpture
—The Integratron
—Giant Rock
—The “U2” Harmony Motel
—JT Lake
—1940’s Western Town Movie Set
—Rhythm of Life
—270-bird sanctuary
…and so much more. You have no idea! Don’t forget, you can see (49) locations if you choose!
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YOU WILL LEARN:
—Howard Hughes and Giant Rock
—The Frank Critzer conspiracy
—The George Van Tassel conspiracy
—The Wayne Sulo Aho UFO landing spot
—The Gram Parsons Tale
—The actual U2 Joshua Tree
—Alien History
—Mad Mike Hughes Last Flat Earth Ride
—Willie Boy Was Here
—Linn Road Bicycles
…and an insane amount more!!! And if you hit all (49), you’ll learn 49x more than the rest of the world. 🙂
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02/24/2025

Take me down to the Paradise City… and we don’t mean across the street from Walmart in Yucca Valley. 🤘🏼😂 Not sung to the music 😂😂😂
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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02/21/2025

IT’S FRIDAY! What are you doing this weekend? Let us take you to a 1200’ crop circle! Geeze. 😂👽🛸🌽

That said, you cannot go wrong when you put the sun behind a Joshua Tree… but having lots of mountain ranges at varying distances helps. 😂🤘🏼
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All of our images are always available for purchase. Just reach out and we can discuss the medium and size and delivery. We would LOVE to be a part of your spaces and bring the Joshua Tree Vibe-al Energy. 😍
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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02/19/2025

Where is the Integratron brass plaque? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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All of our images are always available for purchase. Just reach out and we can discuss the medium and size and delivery. We would LOVE to be a part of your spaces and bring the Joshua Tree Vibe-al Energy. 😍
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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02/14/2025

❤️ It can’t be Valentine’s Day without Heart Rock as your backdrop… and it is on a Friday this year so this song is perfection. Heart Rock is a lot closer than you think but requires a little bit of hiking and scrambling near Arch Rock. It is roughly 1300’ away from the last campsite in the White Tank Campground. And OF COURSE we lead you here on our National Park Tour!
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All of our images are always available for purchase. Just reach out and we can discuss the medium and size and delivery. We would LOVE to be a part of your spaces and bring the Joshua Tree Vibe-al Energy. 😍
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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02/06/2025

“But where is KOH?” Swipe to see a zoomed in view of our map…
The Can-Am UTV Championship starts today and ends at 6pm. Roll out to the KOH area and check it out. The insane winds might blow the dust the opposite way of your face 😂.
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P.S. It’s windy. 😮😗💨🛻
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⛰️🛺 King Of The Hammers 2025 runs from 22JAN2025 to 08FEB2022! Join the 80,000+ people that come to this race each year! Our FAVORITE RACER EVER?
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Which spot is your favorite?
🚧 Desert 1
🚧 Desert 2
🚧 Backdoor
🚧 Turkey Claw
🚧 Hammertown
🚧 Chocolate Thunder
🚧 Lasernut Alley
🚧 Jackhammer
🚧 Cougar Buttes
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We are a tiny 2-person local business and we do EVERYTHING ourselves. It helps us more than you know when you Like-Comment-Save-Share our posts and stories. We do our best to follow back and do the same to your posts and stories. 🧙🏼‍♂️We are real people who have lived here in Joshua Tree for over 27+ years so ask us anything and everything.
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

02/03/2025

(But do you see the Sparrow?) KOH 2025 is still going strong. Are you going out to see this week’s action? Race of Kings qualify on Wednesday and finals are Saturday 08FEB2025 from 8am to 10pm. Talk about a LONG DAY!!!

Stop in at Hero Market and look at the awesome black and white pics in the restaurant that show Giant Rock and all the wild history of the area!

Be extra extra careful rolling up and down SR-247 Old Woman Springs Road. Lots of traffic and accidents going on.
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⛰️🛺 King Of The Hammers 2025 runs from 22JAN2025 to 08FEB2022! Join the 80,000+ people that come to this race each year! Our FAVORITE RACER EVER?
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Which spot is your favorite?
🚧 Desert 1
🚧 Desert 2
🚧 Backdoor
🚧 Turkey Claw
🚧 Hammertown
🚧 Chocolate Thunder
🚧 Lasernut Alley
🚧 Jackhammer
🚧 Cougar Buttes
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We are a tiny 2-person local business and we do EVERYTHING ourselves. It helps us more than you know when you Like-Comment-Save-Share our posts and stories. We do our best to follow back and do the same to your posts and stories. 🧙🏼‍♂️We are real people who have lived here in Joshua Tree for over 27+ years so ask us anything and everything.
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

01/30/2025

Who knows where this glorious toilet sculpture is? Of course we take you here during “The Secret Tour” and it’s kind of close-ish to KOH. 😂 And other things 👽
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⛰️🛺 King Of The Hammers 2025 runs from 22JAN2025 to 08FEB2022! Join the 80,000+ people that come to this race each year! Our FAVORITE RACER EVER?
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Which spot is your favorite?
🚧 Desert 1
🚧 Desert 2
🚧 Backdoor
🚧 Turkey Claw
🚧 Hammertown
🚧 Chocolate Thunder
🚧 Lasernut Alley
🚧 Jackhammer
🚧 Cougar Buttes
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We are a tiny 2-person local business and we do EVERYTHING ourselves. It helps us more than you know when you Like-Comment-Save-Share our posts and stories. We do our best to follow back and do the same to your posts and stories. 🧙🏼‍♂️We are real people who have lived here in Joshua Tree for over 27+ years so ask us anything and everything.
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

01/29/2025

Our most insane tour, “The Secret Tour” takes you to the King Of the Hammers (KOH) area. Deep dive us whilst taking in the desert “chill” vibes. 😂 Warning… KOH is the opposite of chill vibes. It is 1000x amped up off road championship insanity!!! A true must-see bucket list type of experience all its own… but why “NOT” see the 1200’ crop circles that we show you along the way?
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⛰️🛺 King Of The Hammers 2025 runs from 22JAN2025 to 08FEB2022! Join the 80,000+ people that come to this race each year! Our FAVORITE RACER EVER?
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Which spot is your favorite?
🚧 Desert 1
🚧 Desert 2
🚧 Backdoor
🚧 Turkey Claw
🚧 Hammertown
🚧 Chocolate Thunder
🚧 Lasernut Alley
🚧 Jackhammer
🚧 Cougar Buttes
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We are a tiny 2-person local business and we do EVERYTHING ourselves. It helps us more than you know when you Like-Comment-Save-Share our posts and stories. We do our best to follow back and do the same to your posts and stories. 🧙🏼‍♂️We are real people who have lived here in Joshua Tree for over 27+ years so ask us anything and everything.
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

01/28/2025

☃️❄️ How much did the KOH crew love being covered in snow 😜 and how huge has this event become since it started in 2008! WOAH! We want to make Queen Of The Hammers “QOTH THE RAVEN NEVER MORE” T-shirts so bad. 😍😂 Anyone agree? General Admission is FREE and VIP in the rocks is $2640. Are you going this year?
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⛰️🛺 King Of The Hammers 2025 runs from 22JAN2025 to 08FEB2022! Join the 80,000+ people that come to this race each year! Our FAVORITE RACER EVER?
⬇️
Which spot is your favorite?
🚧 Desert 1
🚧 Desert 2
🚧 Backdoor
🚧 Turkey Claw
🚧 Hammertown
🚧 Chocolate Thunder
🚧 Lasernut Alley
🚧 Jackhammer
🚧 Cougar Buttes
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We are a tiny 2-person local business and we do EVERYTHING ourselves. It helps us more than you know when you Like-Comment-Save-Share our posts and stories. We do our best to follow back and do the same to your posts and stories. 🧙🏼‍♂️We are real people who have lived here in Joshua Tree for over 27+ years so ask us anything and everything.
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” them and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

01/23/2025

Our daily view over our back fence 🥰. Sadly, that tree fell a few years back during a wind storm so the red tail hawk family had to find a new roost.

Desert pics have insane layers. People visit Joshua Tree for the vast open spaces and endless views… and layers… physically, mentally, spiritually, and creatively.
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All of our images are always available for purchase. Just reach out to us and we can discuss the medium and size and delivery. We would LOVE to be a part of your spaces and bring the Joshua Tree Vibe-al Energy. 😍
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We create your own personal adventure movie / escape room experience where you solve clues, puzzles, riddles, and ciphers at each location... or choose to “skip” at each location and just use this as a sightseeing tour.
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SEE THE SECRETS - LEARN THE HISTORY

Joshua Tree: The Secret Tours