06/16/2025
🎉🐙 Kenny the Kraken's Final Dive-log Entry from the DR 🐙🎉
Well folks… it’s official. Tonight, Kenny hit the highest high tide of his underwater career. There’s no deeper dive, no higher certification — he’s officially reached the Kraken Pinnacle.(Course Director) 🏆🌊
Surrounded by saltwater, sunshine, and some seriously amazing humans, Kenny’s heart (and all eight of his tentacles) are full. Over the past week, he’s grown gills emotionally (don’t fact-check that) and made friendships stronger than a steel-tipped speargun.
But before he jets back to the U.S. — presumably with a suitcase full of dive logs, certifications, and slightly soggy snacks — Kenny wants to give some deep-sea level thanks to a few MVPs:
💙 Scott – for always being there with encouragement, advice, and just the right level of tough love Kraken-style motivation.
💛 Jayme – for being the warmest cheerleader in the ocean, with kindness that could calm even the saltiest sea creature.
📘 His Course Director Tom– for dropping knowledge bombs like a wise underwater Yoda, and never holding back a single useful tip.
🌀 Michael Cutler – the one who pushed Kenny off the dock (metaphorically... we think) and got this wild ride started. Kenny owes ya a fin bump, my dude.
What’s next? Oh, just a whole lot of awesome. Kenny’s got big plans brewing once he’s back in the States — and he can’t wait to show everyone what’s in store. Until then, keep your bubbles steady and your buoyancy balanced.