Moober

04/30/2025

Live from the Conch Republic Independence Celebration's 43rd Anniversary of the Cow Key Bridge Masacre?
BOVINES and BUNNIES!
2025 - Easter 4/20 edition

Join us Next year at HIGH NOON (1 day before 4/20) on Sunday April 19th, 2026

04/30/2025

Live Feed from the Conch Republic Independence Celebration's 43rd Anniversary of the "Cow Key Channel Bridge ZERO-K Run "

The Coast Guard - LOST, Again!

04/30/2024

Coming up next on Saturday, May the 4th
(May the Fourth Be with Moo!)
2024 Cow Wars - Cow Key Bridge
Registration includes sign up and bib.
Limited number of t-shirts available for purchase at the Bloody Mooey party.
Line up of event:
9:00-11:00 AM - Bloody "Mooey" party at Rum Row Bar. Deals on Bloody Marys and Mimosas.
Packet pick up and onsite sign up.
11 AM to 12 PM - Move over to starting area in front of Cow Key Bridge. KeyWest.FM Radio station hosting live, on site sign up, swag, and more!
12 PM - Race starts! Cows away!
1 PM - Race ends - group begins making way back to Sunset Green Lawn for awards ceremony.
1 PM to 1:30 PM - Awards Ceremony
1:30 to 3:00 PM - After party at Gates Pool and Rum Row bar - drink specials coming soon!
Sponsors to date include:
The Keys Collection - 24 North Hotel/Gates Hotel/Hilton Garden Inn/Fairfield Inn & Suites by Marriot
DLS4 Productions
Key West.FM - Local music 24/7
Tiki Man Radio
All Around Key West
The Green Parrot Bar
The Official Conch Republic Aerospace Program
Key West Legal Distilled Rum Co.
The Greeen House
Goal Tending Services
Blue Heaven/Andy's Cabana/Salute's
Sushi Song
Island Guitar
Blast Beer/Southernmost Pint Brewpub
DJ SweetGee
The Captain School of Key West
Patty The Plumber
Southernmost Media
This is the list of Awards, Prizes and Trophies for Heats/Categories
May the 4th 2024 GOLDEN CALF AWARDS:
1st Place - Fastest across the bridge
LAST PLACE - (Mo The Sloth Award) Slowest across while maintaining forward motion
WARP SPEED AWARD - Best costume in the fastest heat
TIMED TRAVELERS AWARD - Winning relay team
JABBA & PATEESA MUCHI AWARD -People & Pets Winner
4th PLACE - Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed individual
MOS EISLEY CANTINA BAND AWARD -Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed group
HAN & CHEWBACCA AWARD - Best costume in the Pets & People heat
HERD MENTALITY AWARD - Best costumed relay team
ACOWDEMY AWARD - Best theatrical performance on the Bridge
BOCA CHICA BROWN COW - Sexiest costume
THE ANGUS YOUNG AWARD - For a young runner who rocks
SPACE AGE BRIDGE RAGE AWARD - To a random crazy person
BIG COW TIPPER - Biggest donation to Sheriff’s Animal Farm
GOLDEN COW PATTY - Crappiest costume
BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER AWARD - traveled Farthest to Get Here.
https://www.cowkeybriderun.com
If you don't
Register,
You can't win!

01/13/2024

10/19/2022

Oh no

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game has officially canceled the winter snow crab season, according to CBS News .

11/17/2019

Competition is for the COMPETENT !

A new l**e delivery service promises to help you to get wherever you want to go at a moment's notice.

07/10/2019

07/10/2019

05/04/2018

RATES:
* The Pick Up is Free,
- Getting your Drunk Ass in the Car is $2.00,
- The Ride is $5.00 per 1/2 mile,
- Dogs ride Free -
(if they fit on your lap)

- Children are an additional $5.00 Each (under 21)
- Cats are $15.00 each
(because they don't ride very well)

- Listening to the Radio is Free
(Unless you want a different station than The X 104.9)
- Change the Station fee $2.00, each time.
- Listening to you instead of the Radio - $20.00
- Photos on Hood - $5.00
- Riding On The Hood - an additional $50
- Puking Fee is $250.00 (per Ride)
- Getting your Drunk Ass out of the Car is $4.00 extra
- Taking you to the wrong location is $10.00 extra, each
- Convincing them to let you stay there, is an additional $20
- Better than an UBER Ride (because Ra**ng is $20 extra)

(Because $20 is Twenty Bucks)

05/04/2018

Better than Uber,
No Ra**ng....

That's Extra.

04/02/2018

12/01/2017

RATES:
* The Pick Up is Free,
- Getting your Drunk Ass in the Car is $2.00,
- The Ride is $5.00 per mile,
- Dogs ride Free -
(if they fit on your lap)

- Children are an additional $2.00 Each (under 21)
- Cats are $5.00 each
(cause they don't ride very well)

- Listening to the Radio is Free
(Unless you want a different station than The X 104.9)
- Change the Station fee $2.00, each time.
- Listening to you instead of the Radio - $20.00
- Photos on Hood - $5.00
- Riding On The Hood - an additional $50
- Puking Fee is $50.00 (per Ride)
- Getting your Drunk Ass out of the Car is $4.00 extra
- Taking you to the wrong location is $10.00 extra
- Convincing them to let you stay there, is an additional $20

(Because $20 is Twenty Bucks)

Yey Kirk Skillman best bf ever!