Hugh and Judy Travel

03/19/2026

This is a short section from Book 2… back when Hedonism III was still around.

If you’ve ever wondered what our books are actually like…
this is pretty much it.

Not a how-to…
not a conquest list…
just the kind of things that somehow happen when you travel with the wrong people… or really the right ones… or the people we loved being with.

"That night, we had dinner at the Japanese restaurant…
the one with the grill right in front of you.

Eddy reached out and tapped the surface.
Quick. Casual. No explanation.

A few minutes later, he stood up…
standing where the chef stands in front of the grill…

and dropped his pride and joy dead center.

While saying,
“How about hibachi sausage.”

He had not accounted for temperature zones.

The edges were cool.
The middle was not.

His manhood… cooked.

Not metaphorically. Not emotionally.
Hibachi-level consequences.

Singed across the bottom…
like his sausage had made a terrible life decision

Somewhere, we still have a photo of it soaking in a glass of water like an injured goldfish."

Our books aren’t about what we planned…
they’re about what went completely off the rails around us… and occasionally because of us.

And somehow… through all of it…

we’re still laughing…
still getting on planes…
and still choosing each other.

You can find FOREVER ISN’T BORING: Destinations, Decadence & Bad Decisions at this link: https://amzn.to/4cWZm2p

It’s unpredictable, hilarious, occasionally reckless… but absolutely unforgettable. In Book 2 of the series, Judy & Hugh dive deeper into travel, temptation, misadventures, and the kinds of stories that usually stay behind closed doors… or whispered about over cocktails. Exotic destinations......

10/06/2025

UK & Ireland with a Twist 🍷

Not just castles and cobblestones—this is a 10-night UK & Ireland Sw***er Tour. Explore London, Dublin, and Edinburgh with friends who love fun as much as you do.
✅ All hotels & breakfast included
✅ Arrival transfer from Heathrow
✅ Comfortable coach with WiFi & restrooms
✅ Optional lifestyle club nights for those who want extra spice

Travel off-season: fewer crowds, better prices, and a whole lot more memories. This isn’t your average “cookie cutter” tour—it’s the trip you’ll still be talking about a decade from now. It's a bucket list trip for us how about join us!

Reach out to us by PM or Go here: https://www.hughandjudy.com/uk_ireland.html

10/04/2025

Hey friends — we finally joined the 21st century and made this page (apparently it helps people find us… who knew?).

Here’s the deal:
🌍 We travel, dive, cruise, and occasionally end up naked on a beach.
💸 We hunt down trips that are affordable, fun, and don’t require selling a kidney.
👫 You don’t have to be in “the lifestyle” to join us — our groups are a mix of mild to wild.
🙅‍♀️ No, you’re not required to “play.” Yes, you’re required to laugh.
👙 Some trips are clothing-optional, others aren’t. We just try to find the best balance of adventure, beaches, and fun couples.
💳 And no worries — bookings usually go through the cruise line or tour company so your money is safe. When we do private trips, it’s through our parent company Elite Enterprises (yep, we’re legit, LLC and all).

We’ll be posting reviews of our travels, updates on trips we’re hosting, and probably a few stories that make you spit your drink.

So — like, follow, and wish us luck… because it’s about to get interesting.