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theworsttourguide Walking tours and bar crawls of must-see spots and hidden gems in Vegas.

07/26/2026

Think I have an idea of how to start my New Years in Las Vegas!

Great way to get your mind right! Block out everything else and just focus on what's happening in the moment.

I remember when I was living in Atlantic City, selling residential direct-to-consumer and I had a co-worker Dave. He was funny. If he wasn't feeling right before going out and selling, he'd always be "gotta go hit the ski to get my mind right!" So he'd drive out the the marina, hop on his jetski and go riding!

That's how I feel about skydiving!

No NYE resolution here. Why wait until the new year to resolve something?

Happy New Years! It's 3:15pm in Vegas. Few more hours to go!

07/21/2026

I never bothered breaking into the Vegas social media machine. Why bother? It’s all been done, said, swallowed whole, and regurgitated back onto a feed. There is literally nothing I could film, show, or pontificate about that isn't already getting posted a hundred times an hour by someone with a ring light and a dream.

​And the girls—god bless 'em. You see a couple dozen of the exact same archetype every single day. Sure, it’s a kick at first. A nice bit of scenery. But eventually, the novelty wears off, the hangover sets in, and all you're left thinking is, "Right. There they are again."

​On a rare day off, my instinct is to retreat. I’ll crawl into the darkest, least-stimulating corner of my apartment like a wounded dog. I'll read a few pages (currently: History of the Silver State by Nichael Green), float aimlessly in the pool, slug through an Italian lesson, or scribble in my sketchbook. Anything to tune out the noise. But this town doesn't let you hide forever. Eventually, the walls close in and you have to step out into the heat for a stroll, if only to remind yourself you're still alive.

​Mondays are quiet. Uneventful. Just a calm before the storm as the cliche saying goes. One tour tomorrow at 7 PM right in the neon heart of the Strip.
​Just another day in t***y city.

07/20/2026

Let’s be honest with ourselves: calling this place a “speakeasy” or a “hidden bar” is a total delusion but a comforting myth fed to tourists, regurgitated on Instagram a thousand times a day since 2019. Which is about the time I started hosting walking tours on the Strip. But who cares? Truth is, it’s still one of my favorite late night haunts and I’ve sat in their barber chairs a dozen times, sipping whiskey while a straight razor glides past my throat. Truthfully, that just sounded nice and I've never had a proper shave here but a damn fine haircut and a drink!

Behind the barber chair sits the crown jewel: a massive Brunswick bar-back (specifically a Great Mont Oro) crafted somewhere between the late 1880s and 1917, right before the dark depressed cloud of Prohibition swept across the U.S. Born in the forgotten saw-mills of Dubuque, Iowa, these behemoths were made to come apart in pieces, shipped across oceans and dirt roads to wherever thirsty souls gathered. This particular ghost was dragged out of an antique shop in Oley Valley, Pennsylvania. And despite the endless chatter, no, it was not in The Greatest Showmam, that Hollywood relic was built on a soundstage and meant to die there.

Above it all, the stage lights flicker with a Frankenstein blend of refurbished Harley-Davidson and Indian Chief motorcycle headlamps. Beneath them usually sit cracked, beautifully worn Chesterfield leather couches, but they’ve been dragged out to strip and refinish the hardwood floors. It’s rare to see the room stripped down like this, naked and exposed.
At 10:00 PM, the live music starts, the floor begins to hum, and the night takes over. Many long nights here and long may it reign.

07/20/2026

Went for a stroll tonight down to Fremont St. Free entertainment every night and these guys are definitely worth a tip.

07/20/2026

4th wedding shoot tonight

06/29/2026

Even though it has a Guiness World Record for Largest Chocolate Fountain at 26ft, 3in, the newest Guiness Record is in Allhaming, Austria at 40ft, 3 in. Once you get a record, it doesn't get taken away which is why the Bellagio Patisserie still displays it.

The pastry chef said the dark and white chocolates are about 10 years old and the milk chocolate was replaced recently (which I remember because it was turned off for a few weeks) and is about 6 months old. They'll also put coconut oil in it to keep it smoothing and running. Apparently the heat in the chocolate can crystallize the sugars and jam up the pumps causing irregular flows and splashing.

Lastly, the Chihuly glass flower chandelier in the foyer is the largest glass sculpture (supported).

06/28/2026

The drive up to Lee Canyon today. Its currently 62° (16.6°C) just an hour from Vegas. Normally I avoid Lee Canyon on the weekend. It could be crying kids running around off their leashes but it's not crowded - maybe high gas prices are keeping everyone away.

06/26/2026

Ballerina at Bellagio again today. Yesterday she was infront of the Petrossian Bar. Today, behind the front desk so everyone had to go off to the side to see her or take pictures... and they were giving out free champagne. We grabbed a couple! Here, she's balancing on top of giant champagne bottles and walking across them.

In Vegas, a lot of these little free performances have disappeared over the years so it's always nice to see something other than Wheel of Fortune or a Louie Vuitton display.

06/24/2026

Saw a ballerina today in the Bellagio lobby.

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