Romantic Adventure Getaways

10/15/2026

10/14/2026

Moi Love Alter!

10/14/2026

Nashville/Louisville King Louis is getting closer to open!!!! Woot! Nov. 11th is our first guest.

10/13/2026

And that’s how you get rid of a mattress.

10/12/2026

Help Romantic Adventures! Vote for this school! Just down the road from our second location near Hillsboro, Ohio is the home of high school that has a magnificent story to it!

In 1912 a busines man donanted $1,000,000 (pinky to bottom lip, elbow extended). It is one of the most unique high schools in the country. The entire high school was built as a Greek Museum boasting statues, frescos, a marble staircase that you can’t walk down until you graduated. This is a story book brought to life. Excatly what we attempt to create!

It was here, in Mrs. Long’s Freshman English class I was introduced to puns, which many of you have now experienced the effect of in our riddle sets.

Please help this rural farm school recieve another $1,000,000 (Yeah Baby!) by voting. It will change the lives of so many for generations to come just like it did mine.

Help feed the magic!!!! We are soooooooo close!!!! Your vote could be the one that makes it happen!

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VOTE FOR MCCLAIN IN THE TMOBILE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS COMPETITION: https://www.t-mobile.com/brand/friday-night-5g-lights?region=midwest

10/07/2026

Today I learned another use for all the bricks that we removed from the sidewalk.

10/07/2026

Over the last few years, I’ve noticed that Tom who builds a lot of the props for our suites, accidentally leaves the light on his phone on and it’s quite humorous to see him walk down our darken hallways with a lit backside. This is the first picture I took as I’m in the process of building a coffee table book of all the adventures we’ve had and the story behind romantic adventure getaways that we will put in each suite. I will create a montage of all of Toms lit backside pictures. I believe it will take up an entire page!

10/03/2026

BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!! 💕 NOW OPEN! 🎉 The Nashville/Louisville location is live!! Sleep in the largest bed in the state of Kentucky!

Prepare to watch your spouses' eyes light up all night long as you go on a romantic adventure together! 💑

Your private adventure includes these pampered activities:​
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* The Flying Carpet Bed - Collect all three magic lamps and unlock the key that makes your bed actually fly!​
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*Sea Salt Spa Bubble Bath - Indulge in a world of bubble relaxation in this two person jet tub of pampered pleasure that you will never want to leave.​
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*The Chocolate Fundue Room - One large yoga matt bed. One warming dish full of liquid chocolates. One can of whipped cream. Multiple sprinkle shakers. One incredible night to remember! (Make the messiest mess ever and we will clean it up!)​
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*The Sultan's Foot Massage - This larger than life Genie Couch is ready to be conquered! Surrounded by treasure and glowing Genie Lamps, enjoy royal foot massages that will make your feet feel like they are walking on clouds.​
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*The Cupping Room - Offered at some of the most elite spas around the world, you can now try Cupping. Some believe that Cupping helps balance yin and yang, or the negative and positive, within the body. Restoring balance between these two extremes is thought to help with the body’s resistance to pathogens as well as its ability to increase blood flow and reduce pain. Experience this ancient art together in the Couples Cupping Room. ..if you find it!​
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*Karaoke Room - Solve Alibaba's riddles and make your way to a room that will have you choose the right song to sing to one another. Complete this task correctly and slide into the unknown. Sometimes you have to sing to make someone's heart sing....this is one of those times!​
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*Bucking Bronco Flying Carpet Selfie Challenge - After diving into our wardrobe and coming out looking like Genies, you two will recreate a photo of almost getting thrown off a flying carpet ride that went wild! We promise you the laughter and fun from the photo you take, will be epic! (Pssst.... your partner will play along as the passageway to the next experience won't reveal itself until this challenge is complete.)​
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WARNING: This is not your Grandma's average romantic getaway. Expect high levels of laughter, repetitive giggling, working together to solve riddles and piece together clues, holding hands braving the unknown of the multiple secret passages and tunnels, losing your breath sliding down the slide, cheering on your sweetheart as they perform for you and creating a memory with your lover that will last a lifetime.​
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Pro Tips: ​
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✨ Do not tell your partner where you are going or what you are doing. Keep it a surprise until they experience it and watch as they find themselves in a real life movie of excitement, suspense and pleasure.

✨ Enjoy the first two resort activities you find, then get fancied up and head up town just one minute away. Have an amazing dinner, then head back for the rest of your night of adventure.

📅 NOTE: Weekends sell out months in advance.
The first available booking date is Oct. 28th.
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https://romanticadventuregetaways.com/glasgow/
Psssstttt… remember to keep this a secret!

10/02/2026

BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!! 💕 NOW OPEN! 🎉 The Nashville/Louisville location is live!! Sleep in the largest bed in the state of Kentucky!

Prepare to watch your spouses' eyes light up all night long as you go on a romantic adventure together! 💑

🔍 Secret passages, trap doors, tunnels and slides lead to luxurious resort activities that will pamper you two like Kings and Queens..., if you work together to solve the riddles and clues to find them! 👑👑

Make room on your mantel for partner of the year award 🏆, as your lover will be beyond impressed for what you arranged for them.

Tell your love you have something special planned for them and nothing more. 🤫

Don't mention how the mansion you are staying in will come alive through the use of gadgets and gizmos (arduinos) that are programmed to reveal romantic personalized gifts and messages for them. ✨

Your King Louis Suite contains these experiences:

🛁 THE QUEEN'S ROSE GARDEN JET TUB
This romantic haven of warm bubbles abd pulsating jets is the ultimate couples experience! The enchantment of this magical bath will call to you more than once during your stay as you unwind in a world of pure delight.

🛏️ THE VERSAILLES BED
Apart from being THE LARGEST BED in the state of Illinois, this elegant juggernaut of seduction has a multitude of surprises waiting for you. The secret riddles it contains will lead you on an epic journey.

📸 AI FRAME EXPERIENCE
Laugh, laugh and laugh some more! Upon registration, upload photos of you and your partner and we will transform you into fantasy queens and kings, wizards, knights and maidens. These frames will be continuously playing on your palace walls throughout your adventure. You will become part of the storyline and artwork.

💃 THE ROYAL BALL EXPERIENCE
Solve the King's riddle correctly and your wedding song or selected music will play. In order for your next clue to be revealed, the two of you must dance together. You two are going to look so royally gorgeous!!!! 🕺

💆 THE KING'S RANSOM MASSAGE ROOM
After you find the dungeon and figure out how to sneak the keys off a sleeping guard, a room will open up full of piles of gold and jewels 💰 that highlight a massage table, body oils and multiple massage guns. Take turns massaging your troubles away!

🎨 SALVADOR BODY ROOM
Your bodies will look like they slid down a rainbow 🌈 into a bowl of lucky charms. Take turns grabbing each other by the ankles and using one another as paint brushes to create a colorful composition that you will be proud to hang in your foyer. (This is one of our most popular amenities at our other locations, you will soon find out why!)

🌑 ART IN THE DARK EXPERIENCE
Under the orders of the King, you must use your memory and sense of touch to follow the commands of a love tortured artist to create masterpieces of art….in complete darkness! This immersive 8D Audio Experience puts you at the center of a story line that will have you make art work you take home to remember your adventure! (When you are able to see again, you will be in awe at what you created!)

🤴👸 THE KING AND QUEEN SELFIE CHALLENGE
Don royalty wear and work together to imitate a King and Queen posing for a painting. Complete this challenge correctly and your next clue will be granted.

⚔️ BALLOON HEAD SWORD FIGHTING COMPETITION
Solve the King's quest and unlock a room that will have you two testing your legendary sword fighting skills against one another! What begins as flirting, playful laughter quickly transforms into an epic duel of strategy, reflex and smack talk as you will battle it out to pop one another's balloon head to claim the title of "Protector of The Realm."

💌 LOVE LETTERS FROM VERSAILLES
The morning after your epic night of romantic adventure, the King will give you one final riddle to solve. If you figure it out, you will find the King's private study where you are instructed to write love letters to each other. Take the letters home and set them on your mantel. One year from your stay you will get an email from the King telling you to read them to each other. (Not everyone will find this room.) ❤️

⚠️ WARNING: This is not your grandma's get away. Prepare to traverse passage ways, go down slides, climb stair cases, get colorfully messy and have epic amounts of giggles while saying "Holy Cow! How did that happen?" …multiple times. 😂

PRO TIPS:

✨ Do not tell your partner where you are going or what you are doing. Keep it a surprise until they experience it and watch as they find themselves in a real life movie of excitement, suspense and pleasure.

✨ Enjoy the first two resort activities you find, then get fancied up and head up town just one minute away. Have an amazing dinner, then head back for the rest of your night of adventure.

📅 NOTE: Weekends sell out months in advance.
The first available booking date is Oct. 28th.

👉 Visit https://romanticadventuregetaways.com/glasgow/ to book your suite!