06/15/2026
Everyone waxes poetic about the freedom of solo travel.
But what nobody talks about is the absolute chaos of one person somehow taking over an entire hotel room.
The bed? Mine.
The dresser? Mine.
The closet? Mine.
The bathroom counter? You know it.
And somehow, despite being one person, I’ve managed to spread my crap across the entire floor.
Sorry, Housekeeping.
All jokes aside, if you’ve been waiting for someone to take that trip with you, stop.
The world isn’t holding its breath.
And neither should you.