08/21/2026
Woof! Please enjoy 60 seconds of euphoric dog-treat ASMR: slurping, lip-smacking and absolutely zero table manners.
Now, an open letter…
Dear DUDE Wipes,
You make wipes for dudes, but what about doggos?
As a sophisticated 135-pound lady who occasionally wears more of her treat than she eats, I believe the world desperately needs:
🐾 Doggo Wipes 🐾
For paws, jaws and everything in between.
They should be extra-large, slobber-resistant and strong enough to remove treat crumbs from jowls, wrinkles, paws, vehicles, and the occasional nearby human. Bonus points if they smell like bacon, but do not taste like bacon, because that could create additional tummy troubles.
Dude Wipes, the opportunity is right in front of your muzzle, much like the treat residue currently stuck to mine. What do you think? Is the world ready for Dude Wipes: Doggo Edition?
Sincerely,
Peeka Boo
Chief Treat Tester, Professional Mess Maker & Future Doggo Wipes Spokesdog