09/25/2026
Evening Boo Crew!
Mom was sitting on the couch doing "work" (which usually means staring at a screen while ignoring my explicit requests for belly rubs).
She pulled up a tablet and typed in: "Generate a photo-realistic image of Peeka and mom". Two seconds later, the screen spat out a full picture of me and mom!
I immediately went into full Tactical Guard Dog mode. Here is my official assessment of this "AI" creature:
1. It has zero scent.
I pressed my nose directly against the glass to do a mandatory security sniff. Nothing. Not even a trace of bacon or rolling-mud. How can something know so much about me without knowing what my bed smells like? Suspicious.
2. It tries to do MY job.
Mom asked it to generate ideas for our next off-road trip. Excuse me? I am the Chief Trail Officer around here! I requested a prompt that said: "Generate 500 treats directly into Peeka’s mouth." The computer just stared at me. Useless. 0/10 technical capabilities.
3. It got my good side wrong.
Sure, the image showed me looking like a certified off-road legend, but my jowls weren't nearly floppy enough, it shaved off a few pounds, took away a few years, but it missed the exact charm of my signature bandana. I glared at the screen for three solid minutes to correct the algorithm.
Conclusion: AI might be able to generate images and plan a GPS route, but can it give Mom wet-nose wake-up calls at 5:30 AM? Can it aggressively audit the kitchen floor for fallen cheese? Can it look this cute sitting next to her on the couch? I think not.
Mom says AI is the future, but until it invents a button that dispenses real-time peanut butter and pumpkin treats, I will remain the supreme intelligence in this household!