Beth's Escape Plan

05/05/2026

Breaking news: it’s Cinco de Me-o, and I’ve appointed myself your travel agent. Destination: Mexico. Departure: immediately. 🌴✈️
Side effects may include tacos, questionable dance moves, and zero regrets. Pack light—we’re making bad decisions in the sunshine.

☀️Picture yourself relaxing in a Beautifu Mexican Beach resort.

🗓 Nov 18- Nov 26th

✈️ Includes round trip flights from Pierre,SD

✌️Package for 2 adults

🛏 Stay in a Perfered club Junior Suite Double Oacen view.

Hotel:The Secrets Moxché Playa del Carmen

💎 Whats included:
🍴Multiple restaurants + Unlimited dining
🍹Unlimited drinks
🏖 Multiple pools+ Gorgeous beaches
🎾 Multiple activities at the resort
🚍 airport transfer included

💰 Deposit due $500.00 due by May 8th to lock in this deal

💰 Total package cost 5,739.23 final payment due by Oct 4th.

02/20/2026

Breaking News:
Local woman announces extended stay at Couples Tower Isle in January 2027.
Sources say: • She will relax briefly
• Then immediately become the instigator of fun
• Followed by dancing she’ll pretend not to remember

Let me book for you!
📆 Jan 3rd - Jan 8

👤 Travelers 2. Couples only

✈️ fly from Sioux Falls

🍏 all inclusive

🛏 Superior ocean view with King bed

🥖 6 resteraunts
🍷6 bars one swim up

🎼 Nightly activity with music and dance shows , beach party with steel band
💲 3,865.44
📝 price subject to change until booked.

02/17/2026

🌴 Fun Caribbean Fact
On the island of Barbados… the rum is so historically important that Mount Gay has been making it since 1703 — making Mount Gay Rum the oldest running rum distillery in the world.
So technically…
When you sip rum in the Caribbean, you're not day drinking —
you're participating in a 300-year-old tradition. 😌🍹 We can book it!

02/13/2026

Travel tip:
If your life starts feeling more stressful than a swimming pig’s…
it’s time to book a vacation ✈️🌴

02/13/2026

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02/12/2026

This one's not an adults only but still fabulous.
✈️ Round-trip trip from Pierre
🛏 5night stay with Junior Suite
🌴 Paradisus Cancun 3,121.59
where beach meets boujee. 🌴✨
Those iconic pyramid vibes, water so blue it looks filtered, and pools that turn “just a quick dip” into an all-day situation. Add in gourmet eats, unlimited cocktails, and sunsets that demand a selfie… and suddenly you’re not checking emails — you’re checking dinner reservations.
Luxury. All-inclusive. Zero regrets.

02/12/2026

02/11/2026

712 likes, 32 comments. “Just take a few deep breaths and book a cruise .”

02/11/2026

Roses are red,
Flights leave from Pierre,
Cancun is calling,
Adults only—cheers.
5 nights. All-inclusive. $3,615.71 💕

02/06/2026

I chose tequila, tan lines, and poor decisions over meetings.🤣