09/06/2026
Travel advice from your unhinged travel bestie š
Take the teenagers to the beach.
Yes, even if they sleep until noon.
Yes, even if you spent good money to bring them all the way to the damn ocean just so they could nap with a better zip code. š
Let them sleep.
Seriously.
Theyāll eventually emerge looking confused, starving, and somehow exhausted from doing absolutely nothing.
Feed them. Point them toward the ocean. Carry on.
Because teenagers are weird little vacation creatures.
They donāt need an itinerary. They donāt need to be up at 8am āmaking the most of the day.ā And they definitely do not give a s**t about the sunrise you think everyone needs to see.
But eventually they show up.
Usually around sunset. š
And thatās when you get the walks on the beach, the ridiculous conversations, the laughing until somebody canāt breathe, and those random little moments you couldnāt have planned if you tried.
So take the trip.
Let the teenager sleep.
You go enjoy the beach.
They know where to find you. šš
And if you like your travel advice with a little less Pinterest perfection and a lot more āhereās how this s**t actually goes,ā you should probably follow me.
Iām that nut on the internet who will help you plan the damn trip AND remind you that nobody has to wake up at 7am for it to count. āļøš
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