Audrey Ballard- Travel Advisor

06/11/2025

🚨✨ DISNEY CRUISE DEAL ALERT ✨🚨
Are you ready to trade back-to-school stress for bahama breezes and boat drinks? 🏖️🍹 Because this Disney Wish cruise is basically calling your name — and it’s bringing a whole lotta magic with it. 🛳️✨

📅 August 22–25, 2025
3-Night Bahamian Cruise from Port Canaveral
(YES, queen — that includes a full day at Disney’s private island, Castaway Cay 😍🌴)

Here’s the tea:
Disney’s offering guarantee staterooms (that means you save some $$$ while still living your best cruise life!) for 2 adults + 2 kids (ages 3 & 9) at these pixie-dusted prices:

💸 Inside Guarantee – $2,679
🌊 Oceanview Guarantee – $2,778
🌅 Verandah Guarantee – $2,883

🎭 Broadway-caliber shows
🍽️ Fancy rotating restaurants (no, you don’t rotate — the dining does)
🛟 Disney service that slaps (in the best way)
🌴 Full Castaway Cay beach day = yes please

🚨 AND GUESS WHAT?
Book this cruise with me and score a $50 onboard credit 💰 thanks to our Free To Dream Travel promo happening right now! 🤑🎉

So… are you gonna float through August with boring routines — or are you gonna sail into the sunset with Mickey? 🌅🧳

📩 Slide into my DMs before these deals sail away!

06/10/2025

✨ Bringing Littles to Disney? Here’s Why It’s Pure Magic! ✨

You might hear it: “But they won’t remember it!” 🙄
But here’s the thing… YOU will. ❤️
You’ll remember the way their face lit up seeing Mickey for the first time. 🐭
You’ll remember the giggles during “it’s a small world.” 🌍🎶
You’ll remember the mid-day meltdown that was totally fixed with a Mickey bar and a stroller nap. 🍦💤

And the best part? Disney is MADE for little ones! 🍼👶
There are so many rides with NO height requirements, including:

🎠 Magic Kingdom
• “it’s a small world”
• Peter Pan’s Flight
• Dumbo the Flying Elephant
• Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid
• Winnie the Pooh
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Haunted Mansion (spooky, but height-OK!)
• Jungle Cruise
• Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin
• Enchanted Tiki Room
• Country Bear Jamboree
• PeopleMover
• Carousel of Progress
• AND SO MUCH MORE!

🌐 EPCOT
• Spaceship Earth
• The Seas with Nemo & Friends
• Turtle Talk with Crush
• Journey into Imagination
• Gran Fiesta Tour

🦒 Animal Kingdom
• Kilimanjaro Safaris
• Na’vi River Journey
• Wildlife Express Train

🎬 Hollywood Studios
• Toy Story Mania
• Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway
• Disney Jr. Dance Party

🧸 And when your littlest Mouseketeer needs a break…
Every park has a Baby Care Center (aka a parenting oasis ☀️). Inside you’ll find:
🍼 Changing tables (that don’t make you feel like you’re in a closet)
🧻 Private nursing rooms
🍽️ Microwaves & high chairs
🛍️ Baby essentials for sale (forgot the wipes? Disney’s got you.)
📺 A/C + cartoons = mood reset

💬 Bottom line:
Will your toddler remember meeting Cinderella? Maybe not.
But you’ll remember it forever.
And you’ll have the photos, the laughs, and the magical moments that will live rent-free in your heart (and on your camera roll) forever. 📸✨

So don’t wait until they’re “old enough” — they’re perfect for Disney right now. 🥹💖
And I’d love to help you plan a trip you’ll never forget!

06/09/2025

Happy 91st birthday to my favorite duck! I dare say our love is very mutual

06/08/2025

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It’s World Ocean Day! 🌊💕 Some of the most beautiful waters in the world are in the Caribbean where this photo was taken! Where is your favorite place to enjoy the sea?

06/08/2025

🎃💀🔥 IT. 👏 IS. 👏 HAPPENING. 🔥💀🎃
Halloween Horror Nights tickets are officially ON SALE and we already have our first house announcement… and it’s a NUCLEAR DROP 💥🧟‍♂️

📣 Say hello to…
🎮🧬 FALLOUT: THE HOUSE 🧬🎮
That’s right—grab your Pip-Boy and kiss civilization goodbye because we’re heading into the Wasteland, and the ghouls are NOT here to play. 😱☢️

🧟‍♀️ Giant roaches? ✅
💣 Vault dwellers gone rogue? ✅
🧠 Radiation-soaked nightmare fuel? Oh, you KNOW it. ✅✅✅

This year is going to be epic, terrifying, and totally radioactive—and this is just the beginning 😏👻

🎟️ Tickets are LIVE, boo!
Whether you’re a scream-and-run type or a “let’s go back through again” psycho (hi, we’re friends now), I can help you score those killer HHN tickets—before they vanish into the fog 💨🌫️

📲 DM me now to get booked!
Your spooky season starts TODAY 💀🖤

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06/07/2025

🕯️💔✨ RIP to a National Treasure: Muppet*Vision 3D & Muppet Courtyard ✨💔🕯️
📅 Today is its last day of operation… and Disney really SNATCHED the felt right off our hearts. 😭🐸

Welp… it’s happening. The curtain is closing. The penguins have left the orchestra pit. And Muppet*Vision 3D is taking its final chaotic bow before vanishing into the sparkly mist of theme park nostalgia. 🎭🚪✨

Let us remember:

🧵 Kermit’s calm-in-the-storm leadership
🎯 Fozzie’s “so-bad-it’s-good” puns
📹 The pre-show that deserved its own Hollywood star
💥 Sam Eagle’s overly patriotic meltdown (which was somehow the most normal part of the show)

It smelled faintly of the ’90s. The jokes were aged like fine cheese. And the vibe? Pure puppet pandemonium.
We didn’t deserve it. But oh, we LIVED for it. 🐸💚

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👁️💚 Meanwhile, Monstropolis is sneaking in with doors, screams, and Roz lurking in the shadows, ready to judge us all.
Yes, I’m excited for Mike and Sulley…
But yes, I am ALSO emotionally spiraling and holding a churro like it’s a therapy session. 😭🍩💔

✨Today may be the Muppets’ last day, but the heartbreak? Absolutely dramatic.

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BUT WAIT —
Before you ugly cry into your Mickey ears…

💥 This isn’t goodbye forever.
✨ We’ll be seeing the Muppets again soon, when they take over Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster! 🎸💨
From 3D glasses to backstage passes with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem — get ready for pure felt-fueled funk and chaos. 🎶🥁🔥

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So long, Muppet Courtyard.
You were unhinged. You were iconic.
And you’ll forever be the weird little corner of Hollywood Studios that stole our hearts (and maybe traumatized a few toddlers).
Waka waka forever. 🐸🎤💔

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06/03/2025

🚨PSA: We interrupt your scrolling for a ✨VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION✨…
📅 WHAT’S YOUR TRIP COUNTDOWN?! ⏳😎

Are you…

🌴Counting down the days ‘til you’re clinking glasses at Sandals or Beaches, soaking in views so stunning they’ll make your group chat real quiet for a minute? 💁‍♀️🍹👙

🚢 Dreaming of midnight buffets, towel animals, and floating your way to paradise on a cruise ship like the glam sea goddess you are? ⚓🛳️💃

🎢 Planning your full-blown magical meltdown (in the best way) at Universal or Disney? Because let’s be honest—Mickey pretzels are a whole personality. 🥨✨🎉

🚀 Jetting off to Aulani to live your best island-princess life with a Dole Whip in hand and zero responsibilities? 🌺🏝️🐭

🗺️ Or are you counting down to a once-in-a-lifetime epic with Adventures by Disney—bougie travel with zero stress and 100% magic? 🧳💼🎒

👀 Whatever your vibe is, drop your countdown below 👇
…and if you don’t have one yet—HI, I’m Audrey, your new travel bestie. 💅✈️📲
Let’s get you booked and blessed, babe.

💃🔥🧳🌍💖

06/02/2025

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06/02/2025

✨🎉 Character Dining at Disney: A Whole Vibe 🍳🎭✨

Okay, let’s talk about one of my favorite ways to do Disney: Character Dining 👏🏼👑
Because why just eat breakfast when you can eat breakfast with MICKEY in a BERET?! 🎨🇫🇷

My personal obsession? Breakfast at Topolino’s Terrace (yes, that fancy Riviera rooftop spot ☁️✨). The character interactions are chef’s kiss 💋 and the food?? Don’t even get me started… actually, DO:

🥩 Steak & Eggs = actual perfection
🥐 A pastry bowl to start = warm, flaky joy sent from the carb gods 🍞💫

And the vibe? Mickey, Minnie, Donald & Daisy STRUTTING their artistic best like they’re on a Parisian runway and you’re front row. I’m not saying I cried happy tears but… okay yes, I did. 😂❤️

💡 Perk Alert: In 2026, Disney is offering FREE Kids’ Dining Plans with qualifying packages! 🍽️👶 So your tiny humans can dine with the Fab Four, FOR FREE. (Yes, FREE. That’s my favorite F-word. 😏)

✨Here’s the real tea: You don’t have to wake up at 5:45am to snag those impossible-to-get reservations. That’s my job. While you’re dreaming of Dole Whip and fireworks, I’m booking your family’s future favorite memories 💻⏰💕

Want steak & selfies with Mickey? I GOT YOU.
Let’s get you booked and character-fed. 💅🏼💫

05/31/2025

🎉🏰 Let’s give a Mickey-sized CONGRATS to the amazing H Family — they just booked their Walt Disney World summer vacation with yours truly! 🙌✨

They’re headed to the Art of Animation Resort, staying in a Little Mermaid room 🧜‍♀️ where everything’s better, down where it’s wetter! (Cue Sebastian’s voice 🎶). Seriously, it's so cute even Ariel would trade her voice to stay there. 😄💙

But wait... there’s more pixie dust 🪄👇
💥 They snagged 50% off children’s park tickets with Disney’s Cool Kids Summer Promo (because let's be honest, kids are EXPENSIVE – especially the ones hopped up on churros 🍩😂).
🎁 AND they’re getting a Disney Gift Card thanks to our exclusive Free to Dream Travel summer promo! (That’s what we call extra magic money 💸✨).

This summer, they’ll be living their best Disney lives… and you can too! 🎢☀️

📣 Wanna be next?
Now’s the perfect time to save BIG, earn perks, and make some Mickey-level memories.

📲 Message me today and let’s make your Disney dreams come true (without needing a fairy godmother 😉).

05/29/2025

☀️✨ PSA: If you’re not planning a Disney vacation this summer… you’re seriously missing out. ✨☀️

Let’s not sugarcoat it — Disney is popping OFF this summer, and if you’re not in the middle of planning your magical escape… why not?! We’ve got brand-new entertainment, massive anniversaries, glowing parades, TWO private islands, and some juicy promos that are making dreams come true and saving you some serious 💰.

Here’s your insider breakdown:

🏰 WALT DISNEY WORLD (Florida):
🎭 Just debuted: “The Little Mermaid – A Musical Adventure” at Hollywood Studios — stunning visuals, new storytelling, and full under-the-sea slayage
😈 “Villains: Unleashed – Unfairly Ever After” is now running the show at Hollywood Studios and it’s everything. Drama. Power. Wicked choreography. These baddies are finally getting their moment — and they are NOT holding back.
✨ Magic Kingdom is glowing with the brand-new “Celebrate the Magic!” nighttime parade – lights, music, your faves, and probably a few happy tears
🎆 Fireworks? Always. “Happily Ever After” and “Luminous: The Symphony of Us” are still lighting up the skies nightly like the showstoppers they are
🍦 Snacks, merch, and exclusive summer surprises? You already know it’s giving ✨budget danger zone✨

🌉 DISNEYLAND RESORT (California):
🎉 70 years of Disneyland magic and it’s the glow-up of the decade! Anniversary décor, special entertainment, and treats that taste like pure nostalgia
📸 Characters in vintage outfits, surprise photo ops, and that dreamy Walt-era vibe all summer long
🌌 “Wondrous Journeys” is BACK and it’s pure fireworks-meets-animation perfection
🌟 Add Galaxy’s Edge, Avengers Campus, the Haunted Mansion glow-up, and all the classic rides? Yes. Just yes.

🚢 DISNEY CRUISE LINE:
🛳️ Pixar Day at Sea and Marvel Day at Sea = themed sailing dreams come true with rare characters, deck parties, and insane entertainment
🏝️ And now you’ve got not one but TWO Disney private islands:
🌴 Castaway Cay – the fan-favorite classic
🌅 NEW: Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point – next-level Bahamian paradise with culture, color, and major relaxation vibes
🎭 Broadway-style shows, amazing dining, wild water slides, soft-serve on tap… cruising has never been this magical

🌺 AULANI, A Disney Resort & Spa (Hawai’i):
🌸 Cultural immersion, island beauty, and vibes so good your soul will thank you
💆‍♀️ Lazy rivers, infinity pools, spa experiences — it’s like your stress never existed
🐭 Mickey, Moana, and friends in their island best? You’ll never get over it (or stop posting about it)

🎁 AND YES — the promos are as magical as the destinations:
✨ Disney dropped some wild summer deals — room discounts, dining offers, and money-saving bundles that make this the most affordable time to go
✨ Plus, when you book with me? You’re getting even more pixie dust. I’ve got an exclusive summer travel incentive just for my clients — you know I love to spoil my people 💁‍♀️

⏳ So what are you waiting for? This magic doesn’t plan itself, and it won’t stick around forever.

📩 DM me now and let’s lock in your hot Disney summer ✨

05/26/2025

🇺🇸 Honoring Our Heroes This Memorial Day🇺🇸

Today, we pause to remember and honor the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Their courage allows us to enjoy the magic, the laughter, and the unforgettable memories we create with our loved ones — whether it’s strolling down Main Street, U.S.A. or braving the thrills of Universal’s epic adventures.

As we celebrate with family and friends, let’s carry their legacy in our hearts and treasure every magical moment.

✨ Wishing you a safe and meaningful Memorial Day.
❤️🤍💙