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Clearly Maggie with Magical Moments Vacations I’m on a quest to rank every Disney World bathroom. 🚽✨

Also: Disney tips, food finds, cruises & tiny things everyone else walks past. I go places.

I notice things. I have thoughts. I help families plan Disney vacations and Disney Cruise Line sailings with love, calmness, and a little bit of pixie dust! I’ve traveled through every stage of life — solo, married with kids, and now as an empty nester — so I understand how different every trip can feel. My goal is simple: make Disney planning feel easy and magical from start to finish.

I went into Wailulu Bar & Grill looking for water.I found a bathroom instead. Bathroom  #78And not just ANY bathroom.A g...
08/26/2026

I went into Wailulu Bar & Grill looking for water.

I found a bathroom instead.

Bathroom #78

And not just ANY bathroom.

A gorgeous hallway.
Beautiful Polynesian artwork.
Amazing tile.
Cold air conditioning.
A companion restroom.

And, brace yourselves...

I HAD NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

This may be the biggest plot twist in the Great Disney Bathroom Quest.

Don't tell the other Polynesian bathrooms, but this one might actually be my favorite.

And the water?

Never got it.

Shhh… I have a Steakhouse 71 breakfast secret. See those seasonal pancakes on the menu?I don't get the pancakes.I ask fo...
08/25/2026

Shhh… I have a Steakhouse 71 breakfast secret.

See those seasonal pancakes on the menu?

I don't get the pancakes.

I ask for MICKEY WAFFLES instead and get all the seasonal pancake deliciousness on the side.

Spring.
Summer.
Fall.
Winter.

Yes, I have tested this in ALL FOUR SEASONS.

I take my research very seriously.

Four Mickey waffles + a bowl of seasonal goodness = exactly why Steakhouse 71 is my favorite Disney breakfast.

Because pancakes are fine.

But Mickey waffles have ears.

08/24/2026

🎃 Boo to the Loo!

It is finally time.

I ranked ALL 16 bathrooms in Magic Kingdom from best to worst.

We have beautiful bathrooms.

Quiet bathrooms.

Hot bathrooms.

A Tunnel of Pain.

Hidden pirate loot.

Benches that bring me joy.

A bathroom that made me cry.

And one smelly little bathroom that deserves absolutely NO candy.

Since Magic Kingdom is dressed for Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party, I gave the Great Disney Bathroom Challenge a Halloween twist.

Some bathrooms are TREATS.

Some are definitely TRICKS.

And yes...

Tangled still wears the crown.

Come see where all 16 landed.

Because apparently ranking Disney bathrooms is who I am now.

And I am completely fine with that. 🎃

08/19/2026

The Tangled bathrooms are OPEN.

And I cried.

Not a sweet little Disney tear.

A full-on, Rapunzel-has-finally-seen-the-floating-lanterns emotional situation.

Because THIS is what happens when Disney Imagineers decide a bathroom deserves just as much storytelling as everything else.

Lanterns.

Artwork.

Hidden Tangled details.

Themed restroom signs.

Shelves with little treasures.

Even the Cast Members Only sign got invited to the party.

And yes, there’s a companion restroom too.

For some families, bathrooms are just bathrooms.

For others, bathrooms matter.

And this one feels like Disney understood that.

The Great Disney Bathroom Challenge has officially returned to the Kingdom of Corona.

08/17/2026

Five resorts.
24 bathrooms.
Five champions.
ONE WINNER

I visited, inspected, judged, overthought and ranked them all.

There were cowboys.
Sparkles.
Questionable design choices.
Amazing soap.

But only one bathroom could be crowned the
BEST bathroom at the Magic Kingdom resorts.

And the winner is...

Dave and Leo had a run-in with Egor.Meanwhile, I was wandering around Darkmoor looking for bathrooms.We experience theme...
08/15/2026

Dave and Leo had a run-in with Egor.

Meanwhile, I was wandering around Darkmoor looking for bathrooms.

We experience theme parks very differently.

I almost didn’t go to Fort Wilderness.Because taking a BOAT to look at two bathrooms felt like a lot of commitment. I ha...
08/13/2026

I almost didn’t go to Fort Wilderness.

Because taking a BOAT to look at two bathrooms felt like a lot of commitment.

I had already decided they were probably terrible.

Bless my judgmental little heart.

Because I was WRONG.

One Fort Wilderness bathroom nearly achieved **bathroom perfection**.

Cold air.
Cowboys.
Cute signs.
Actual theming.
A companion restroom.

The other?

Not quite perfection, but still a very respectable little pioneer bathroom with ducks, flowers and some unexplained butterflies.

I ranked both bathrooms for the **Great Disney Bathroom Challenge**.

And for once, getting on a boat solely in pursuit of toilets turned out to be an excellent life decision.

Fort Wilderness, I owe you an apology.

Wilderness Lodge has six public bathrooms.Five of them are lovely.One of them owes me an apology.I ranked every bathroom...
08/11/2026

Wilderness Lodge has six public bathrooms.

Five of them are lovely.

One of them owes me an apology.

I ranked every bathroom from best to worst, discovered an unexpected obsession with decorative borders, fell in love with fancy hand soap, and handed out my very first **F-** in the Great Disney Bathroom Challenge.

Yes... it was deserved.

Have you ever had a Disney bathroom you still talk about years later? Apparently my family has.

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