08/26/2026
I went into Wailulu Bar & Grill looking for water.
I found a bathroom instead.
Bathroom #78
And not just ANY bathroom.
A gorgeous hallway.
Beautiful Polynesian artwork.
Amazing tile.
Cold air conditioning.
A companion restroom.
And, brace yourselves...
I HAD NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
This may be the biggest plot twist in the Great Disney Bathroom Quest.
Don't tell the other Polynesian bathrooms, but this one might actually be my favorite.
And the water?
Never got it.