DC Safari sight seeing tours

03/20/2015

Guess who's back! Back again! not the Cherry blossoms yet! soon, very soon! Some exciting things coming so stay tuned!

10/11/2013

Anybody seen this lying around? Anyone?

10/11/2013

Why do these truck drivers want to block the streets on the weekend when the people they need the attention of are at home watching in comfort DUH!

04/05/2013

Wow! Did the Cherry Blossoms get sequestered too?

03/19/2013

80 plus degrees in Vegas!?!? missing it right about now!

03/19/2013

The problem with telling political jokes is that one eventually gets elected!

A new season.... a few new jokes... but the same old sarcastic, politically incorrect Chris "Great' Scott back on tour this 2013 tour season with ONBOARD TOURS! Book your seat now! I'm a legend in my own mind so seats might be full!

03/06/2013

According to local news here in DC, The Cherry Blossoms should be @ peak bloom March 26 2013

02/19/2013

GEARING UP FOR THE DC TOUR SEASON. Contact me for any tour or Tour Guide needs!

02/18/2013

01/11/2013

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in
1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil
rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White
House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named
Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made
by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin
ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the
assassin ran to a theater...

01/09/2013

Get over the HUMP! we are half way there!

01/07/2013

What record will President Obama match on January 21st 2013? Whose record will he be matching?