01/06/2025
THE DETROIT LIONS DEFEND THE DEN BY TURNING BACK A VISCIOUS HOARD OF MARAUDING VIKINGS (31-9)
Lions Win! Lions Win! Lions Win! Lions Win! Lions Win! Lions Win!
I can’t say that enough times. Because it comes as such a massive relief. For weeks before this game, sports analysts and commentators have been giving the edge to the Minnesota Vikings. Sam Darnold is “The Wonder Boy.” Justin Jefferson is “the greatest player in the NFL.” Detroit’s defense is “decimated, injured, can’t play.” The Lions' running back duo is “split in half.”
Yeah, well... What are you saying now, you sports analysts and commentators?
Both teams had 14-2 records going in and with the NFC #1 seed going to the winner, plus a much-needed bye week, the game had been called the “Biggest regular season game in the last decade.” At least the analysts got that one right.
Ford Field was dressed up like it was a play-off game, all sparkling lights, Detroit sports legends in attendance, Lions in their Black Uniforms. It was winter cold outside, but inside the anticipatory excitement was breaking-the-thermometer hot.
Ford Field was sold out, of course, even standing room was sold out. But it really didn’t matter if you had a standing room ticket or a seat, because hardly anyone could stay seated. Everyone was standing all the time, craning their necks to take in every play, every sight, every sound.
The first half of the game had Detroit and Minnesota facing off, sizing each other up, like 2 heavyweight boxers, looking for that knock-out punch, but never finding an opportune opening. Detroit scored first, on a Jahmyr Gibbs TD and the first half ended within one score, (10-6) including a last-minute Jake Bates FG.
It was in the second half when the sun broke through the clouds and the birds started singing. Jahmyr Gibbs had 3 more rushing TDs, breaking 2 of Barry Sanders’ franchise records (4 TDs in a game and 20 in a season). The Lions’ “decimated” defense hounded Sam Darnold constantly, holding him below 50% passing and hitting him 10 times, with two total sacks. Meanwhile, Jared Goff went 27 of 33 for 231 yards with a touchdown. The defense had 2 goal-line stands, denying Minnesota a touchdown the whole game. Detroit’s D held Justin Jefferson to a meager 3 receptions.
Even though a lot of fans in purple and yellow were at Ford Field, because the Minnesota Vikings organization actually paid their fans to invade our house, like mercenaries, I didn’t hear any “Skoal” cheers except when the Lions’ fans were doing it back at them in mockery.
This victory is the first time in franchise history that the Lions earned the #1 overall seed in the NFC. The First time!
When asked about this game, Dan Campbell said, “This has been a long time coming.”
Yeah. Ya think? I have been waiting my whole life to have this happen. My whole life! And that, my friends, is what you call a long time coming. A VERY long time.