Bvi matelot

25/04/2024

Boat has a bad sail drive and must behauled. Flying home tomorrow

24/04/2024

All changed!! In Honoluluseaport but we found water in the sail drive requires haul out and seal replacement. So flying home early next week.

23/04/2024

44ft Cat Hawaii to Mexico via Long Beach CA

Manage your Garmin Explore or inReach account. With Explore and inReach, you can communicate, map, track, and share your trek from anywhere on Earth.

10/03/2024

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother' Milk.?
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the
test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and is high enough off the ground
where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

09/03/2024

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the

Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell

you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda Sue stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and

then asked, "And will I be acquitted?"

09/03/2024

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

(Statement of the Century)

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