Bathurst Village

31/08/2026

28/08/2026

28/08/2026

28/08/2026

We’re excited to invite you to the Coral Grove Nursery Soft Opening Weekend! 🌿

Come explore our new nursery, meet the team and discover a beautiful selection of plants, pots, trees, succulents, indigenous plants, flowers and more. 🪴🌸

🎁 First 30 customers receive a FREE plant!
🏷️ Opening weekend specials
🪴 R100 Garden Starter
🎟️ Spend R200+ and enter our R500 voucher lucky draw
📸 Take a photo at our Coral Grove photo spot and tag us!

📅 29 & 30 August 2026
⏰ 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM
📍 238 Main Road, Bathurst, Eastern Cape

📞 082 373 5351
📧 [email protected]

Bring a friend, bring the family and come see what’s growing in Bathurst! 🌿

Coral Grove Nursery
Growing Beauty • Naturally 🌱

28/08/2026

🍍💩⚒️ BATHURST IS GETTING COMPETITIVE THIS WEEKEND! 😂🔥

The Bathurst Country Affair is back — and things are about to get seriously ridiculous! 🤣

🍍 PINEAPPLE THROWING
Saturday 29 August • 12 NOON
📍 The Big Pineapple

💩 BOKDROL SPOEG COMPETITION
Saturday 29 August • 3 PM
📍 Settlers Square

⚒️ ANVIL THROWING
Sunday 30 August • 11 AM
📍 Bathurst Museum – The Old Mill

Three competitions. One weekend. Plenty of laughs, crazy skills and Bathurst country spirit! 🇿🇦

Bring the family, bring your friends and come see who has what it takes to become the champion! 🏆

🍍 Think you can throw a pineapple?
💩 Spit further than the competition?
⚒️ Strong enough for the anvil?

COME TO BATHURST THIS WEEKEND!

27/08/2026

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27/08/2026

ALERT: THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE IS IN INFRASTRUCTURE CRISIS. ACCRA ISO IS SENDING HELP.
Millions of light-years away, the High Council of the Accra Iso galaxy heard the desperate cries from the absolute center of the universe. They listened to the Moo for help, the Baa for salvation, and the early-morning Cock-a-doodle-doo of despair echoing from the potholes of the R67.

They realised humanity was completely defeated by its own municipal decay. So, they did what any responsible galactic empire would do...they sent... well..THEM!

Commissioned in a well-oiled intergalactic transcendence space vehicle, two of Accra Iso's finest, best-groomed, and most severely contoured politicians - EksnieDanie and Whipme Houston - have officially touched down in the Big Fruit Village. Armed with unyielding policies, high-grade glitter, and a poly-amorous, androgynous, sacred directive, they are here to glitter-up the streets and to remind the center of the universe where their power lies!

Bathurst Country Affair 2026 Show Details:
Date: Saturday, 29 August (Bathurst Country Affair Show)
Time: 18:00 for 18:30 Show Starts.
Venue: Historic Pig and Whistle Inn, Bathurst
Tickets: R150 (Limited seating—book early to avoid sitting in the pothole section!) https://www.quicket.co.za/events/386268-polly-ticks-an-intergalactic-political-drag-mockumentary-stage-play/?ref=events-list #/tickets

Important Notice:
Please check your bags for bitter attitudes at the door.
Load shedding might turn the lights out, but the contour remains permanent.

See you at the show!

27/08/2026

🎉🧠 THE PLOUGHMAN PUB QUIZ IS ON! 🧠🎉

Think you’ve got what it takes to beat the competition? Grab your smartest friends and put together a team of 4 for a fun night of trivia, laughs and great prizes! 🏆

📅 Thursday, 27 August 2026
📍 The Ploughman
👥 Teams of 4
📵 NO DEVICES during the quiz!
💰 R80 per team
📝 Registration: 18:00
🧠 Quiz starts: 18:30

Get your team together and come test your general knowledge! 🍻

📞 Bookings & info: Michele – 084 580 1826

26/08/2026

Hello, everyone. I hope you're all having a wonderful August so far!

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

The Gardener's Alley / Homegrown Nursery opening day us being postponed to the 1st of October.

We will be hosting our opening day event, at Homegrown Nursery, where we will be serving tea, coffee, biscuits, and other snacks. Ryana Johnson is going to be doing a talk on our indigenous flora, and we will be holding all sorts of specials and interesting things!

We'll see you there ✨️