Makhoba Wenu Trip Organiser

27/08/2026

Tired of smelling imphepho, paraffin and “someone’s cooking” in the taxi? 😭😂

We have a solution! 🔥 Smell fresh, expensive & irresistible for only R300. Because Chomi… let the taxi smell you, not the other way around! 😂💅🏽

Perfumes available immediately.

25/08/2026

AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY! 🔥

No waiting, no pre-orders 😍 Your LumaBella Hair Straightener Brush is READY TO GO! 💁🏽‍♀️✨

Only R350 each 🔥
📦 Limited stock available
📩 DM/WhatsApp to order yours now!

25/08/2026

22/08/2026

🚨 WEAVE ORDERS ARE OPEN! 🚨

Ladies, if you’ve been waiting to upgrade your hair game, now is the time! 😍💇🏽‍♀️ We are officially taking orders for quality weaves in different styles, lengths, textures and colours.

✨ Straight
✨ Water Weave
✨ Curly
✨ Body Wave
✨ Coloured Weaves
✨ Human Blend & more

📦 Order yours and let us source the look you want!
💰 Prices depend on length, texture and type.
📩 DM us to place your order or enquire about available options.

Don’t wait until your favourite style is sold out secure yours early! 🛍️❤️

22/08/2026

🚨 WEAVE ORDERS ARE OPEN! 🚨

Ladies, if you’ve been waiting to upgrade your hair game, now is the time! 😍💇🏽‍♀️ We are officially taking orders for quality weaves in different styles, lengths, textures and colours.

✨ Straight
✨ Water Weave
✨ Curly
✨ Body Wave
✨ Coloured Weaves
✨ Human Blend & more

📦 Order yours and let us source the look you want!
💰 Prices depend on length, texture and type.
📩 DM us to place your order or enquire about available options.

Don’t wait until your favourite style is sold out secure yours early! 🛍️❤️

23/06/2026

Dear future clients ❤️😂 Our New stock has arrived!!

We noticed some businesses will post your order, tag you, tag your ancestors, tag your neighbour and write:

“Thank you for trusting us.” 🤣🤣🤣

At Makhoba Wenu, we mind our own business. 😭😂

Your secret is safe with us. We won’t post you.
We won’t tag you.
We won’t announce your purchases to the whole of Facebook. 🤭

You want sneakers? Fine.
You want slides? Fine.
You want Crocs? Fine.
You want 5 pairs and don’t want your husband, boyfriend, wife, cousin or church members to know? That’s between you and your bank account. 😭😂

Just send the money to the business account, send your address, and wait for your delivery. 📦❤️

We don’t ask questions.
We don’t expose clients.
We deliver. 😂🔥






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23/06/2026

ATTENTION SHOPAHOLICS! 🚨😂

Before you sell your kidney at Diamond Walk for that branded item, send me a screenshot first! 👀📸

Yes, ANY brand. Nike, Adidas, Galaxy Boy, Crocs, handbags, heels, sneakers, slides, tracksuits, wigs… you name it! 😅

At Makhoba Wenu, we believe looking expensive shouldn’t require a payment plan and three prayers. 🤣💸

📱 Screenshot it.
📩 Send it.
✅ We’ll check with our supplier in China.
🚚 If it’s available, we’ll get it for you at a fraction of the price.

Why pay full price when your bank account is already fighting for its life? 😭😂

Your dream item might be one message away from your doorstep. ❤️

Makhoba Wenu got your back!
“If you can screenshot it, we can source it!” 🔥🛍️






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22/05/2026

🔥 MPUMALANGA GETAWAY ALERT 🔥

Chomi, imagine this…
3 days of beautiful views 😍
Fresh air 🍃
Road trip vibes 🚐
Safari moments 🦁
Pictures that will shut Instagram down 📸

Join us from 06 – 08 November 2026 as we explore the beauty of Mpumalanga! 🇿🇦❤️

✅ Transport included
✅ Daily breakfast
✅ Graskop Gorge Lift
✅ God’s Window
✅ Bourke’s Luck Potholes
✅ Kruger National Park experience

📍 Departure: Bloemfontein and near places
💰 ONLY R5500 per person
💳 Secure your seat with a deposit now!

Seats are LIMITED and this trip is definitely one for the books 😭🔥

📞 Book now: 081 283 9598

22/05/2026

🚚STOCK UPDATE BANYANA BAKA🚚

Your hair is officially on the way to Bloemfontein 😍🔥
Deliveries are landing VERY soon and the bundles are already looking fully booked 👀💇🏽‍♀️

If you’ve been waiting to order, THIS is your sign 🛍️💕
Secure your install before stock runs out!

📍Quality hair
📍Fast delivery
📍Soft, full & giving luxury 😮‍💨

DM to place your order NOW 💌🔥