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10/30/2026

What a lucrative scam: create a non-profit, funded by Alberta’s oil and gas industry, to spread science disinformation. THEN claim ‘donations’ to this non-profit on your taxes, and get ALL taxpayers to subsidize your ‘donation’. And do it all through a university that is willing to stoop to any new low.

I had thought this fossil fuel funded science disinformation traveling roadshow from the University of Calgary, ludicrously named ‘Friends of Science’, had careened off a cliff years ago, never to be seen again.

But here it is, back from the dead...or from hibernating up Barry Cooper’s backside...to relive those days of 2007, when oil companies (I mean the 'Friends of Science') put up billboards saying 'The Sun was the only thing making things warmer on the planet.'

And to inform ‘Alberta Nation’ readers, and anybody else looking to be fed lies to cope with cognitive dissonance, the really bad news that if they’re lost in the woods, and have to bunker down for the night. There is no point in building a shelter and fire to protect yourself, ‘cuz humans have no control over the climate. Your survival is all in God’s hands now. Just believe, and Pray for fire. And another oil boom. Amen n Gob Less.’

10/29/2026

Some of Alberta's most toxic people.

Gearing up for another neverendumb 2.0 to transform Alberta into a White nationalist Project 2025 Turd Reich..?

Seems that way.

10/28/2026

Need an Alberta version of this cartoon, with questions put to Alberta conservatives in 2005 like:

1. 'The Premier of Alberta should collude with Alberta separatists to break up Canada, and/or join the US as the 51st state, when Canada's federal government is in the middle of a high stakes trade war with the US, which is being run by a deranged lunatic President that said he wants to annex Canada as the 51st state, and 'jokes' about the PM being a US Governor?'

Agree or disagree?

2. 'The next Alberta conservative government should privatize public education and health care, and hand out government contracts to build and operate private surgery clinics to wealthy business people who have zero experience in health care, and who give free Edmonton Oilers game tickets to the Premier of Alberta?'

Agree or disagree?

3. 'The Alberta govt. should scrap a world class public education curriculum, universally lauded by educators, teachers, and parents, that took seven years to create and cost a small fortune. And replace that curriculum with a cheap Dollarstore curriculum approved by US evangelicals and free market libertarians in Texas?'

Agree or disagree?

Post your own questions in the comments.

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10/27/2026

Two tiered health care.
Two tiered K-12 education.
Two faced Premier.

Alberta rapidly turning into a northern banana republic, where wealthy elites control everything and send their kids to the best private schools and universities (subsidized by taxpayers of course). And everyone else gets a low quality underfunded education with overcrowded classrooms and stressed out overworked teachers, where the curriculum is designed by crusty old ancient conservative men who think it's still the year 1955.

I'm glad my kid is finishing school in Alberta in 2028. We're already looking at postsecondary education options in BC. I've written off Alberta as a place for post-secondary education for my kid. Education from primary to university is rapidly being MAGA-fied in Alberta. The UCP displays its complete ignorance when they say they want to 'remove ideology' from the classroom. That's like them saying they want to 'remove H2O' from a fish's environment...to make the fish more 'adaptable' to non-water environments.

If I had young kids just starting school, I'd do everything I could to move out of Hellberta, so they could go to school in a place not run by freaks with religious and ideological axes to grind that they want to pass down to our kids.

Alberta's cancervatives also sure like to go on about promoting 'family friendly values'. But, like all the other lies Alberta's cancervatives go on about that I automatically tune out as complete and utter BU****IT, to attract people to this sh*tty province to make Toronto-based landlords and real estate businesses wealthier (and to flood the labour market and drive down wages for private businesses), I've never seen a province that is MORE anti-family values. And is all about exploiting children (along with anything and everybody else that can be exploited for private profit and thrown into a ditch when its value has been fully extracted to maximize profit for some sleaze ball).

Did anyone within the UCP govt. think about the safety of kids walking to school in the dark, because Alberta won't be changing the clocks back?

Stupid question. Of course they didn't. Prioritizing the profit interests of bar owners who want to attract workers for happy hour when the Sun is still out is more important than little Johnny walking through the dark to get to school during morning rush hour in the middle of Winter. Kids don't vote, don't have much money to spend, and require public expenditures to raise. Therefore, they are a 'burden' to Alberta's free market 'family values' libertarians. Better off dead, unless they're making fistfuls of money for some cancervative as***le business owner, working for the lowest minimum wage in the country.

Alberta's toxic free market phony 'family values' libertarian cancervatives call it 'The Alberta Advantage™'.

I call it another reason to g**o out of this province asap.

10/27/2026

Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston also going gaga for MAGA.

Alberta welcomes you to the MAGA Maple Club of Corruption and Kleptocracy, Nova Scotia.

It was nice knowin ya!

Hope you have lots of money in the government treasury to flush down the toilet placating whatever ludicrously expensive brain farting whim the MAGA muppets in your MAGA coalition dream up from looking at memes created by fake account bots originating from Indonesia and Pakistan.

Oh you don't...?

Oh well! Guess you'll be even poorer than you are now. Well, some of you. I'm sure Timbit Houston and his corporate buddies will do just fine financially.

Better start buying those oil and gas lottery tickets.

Maybe you'll copy Alberta's right wing idiocy, and start a separatist movement too, that'll be even more idiotic, nonsensical, expensive, laughable, self-sabotaging, and stupider than Alberta's...?

10/27/2026

In other news around the world that you don't hear much about in Alberta. Because this province is controlled, dominated, and run by insular, inward looking yokels who don't look past Alberta's provincial borders, unless it is to whine about how the richest most repulsive as***les in the richest, most resource-blessed, province in Canada are so hard done by (cuz Trudeau, Marx Carney, immigrants, drag queens, woke Easter Bunny, whatever scapegoat is currently trending in the MAGA-sphere atm), and to look to the most toxic features of US politics and culture for 'inspiration' on how to re-shape Alberta into its' own Timbit version of Stupidville, USA.

Voters in Serbia ousted the old entrenched corrupt establishment, and elected a brand new slate of fresh faces to their Parliament, under the coalition name 'Student List'.

Albertans can only dream of having actual experts and academics who know what tf they're doing and talking about in their provincial governments.

Instead, Albertans get an assortment of crooks, wannabe crooks, corporate lobbyists working for CEOs in Houston, career grifters, business owners looking to loot the public treasury, marketing people reciting memorized political scripts from thirty years ago that are immediately forgettable, Prosperity Gospel frauds and charlatans, former employees of 'sand and gravel' companies running Alberta's Ministry of Health & Addictions' or something or other, and a bunch of other flunkies, fascists, racists, and as***les who think Jordan Peterson is the most important 'intellectual' of all time.

This is the 11 point program that the Serbian 'Students List' has proposed to the electorate.

If a similar program was proposed in Alberta, I'd be marching in the streets too in support of this program and political coalition.

Instead, Albertans appear to be stuck with the same old same old stale moldy bread that they've always had. Too worn down, jaded, tired, and old in the head to imagine anything new and better.

The Alberta Advantage™: 'Serving rancid meat to Alberta customers at ridiculous prices, and successfully convincing them it is a 'rare' and 'special' cut of filet minot from the 'filet minot region of France'. Then cashing out and retiring to Victoria, BC.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_List

10/26/2026

Billionaire US tech oligarchs failed in their efforts to persuade enough Brazilian voters to punch themselves in the face, by casting their vote for far right politician, Flavio Bolsonaro (son of former far right wing Brazilian President and Trump ally, Jair Bolsonaro).

While 'some' provincial NDP parties in Canada shift hard to the political Right, and subsequently lose one election after another. The largest country in South America (Brazil), a country of 214 million people, just re-elected their left-leaning populist President, Luiz Lula, to another term in office.
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Oct. 26, 2026

teleSUR:

"The re-election of Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as president of Brazil sparked immediate support from the Mexican government. This Monday, October 26, in her usual morning press conference from the National Palace, President Claudia Sheinbaum expressed her joy at the result and made the traditional "L" sign with her hand.

"The gesture accompanied a phrase that summarized her interpretation of the runoff election: "a breath of fresh air for Latin America and the Caribbean." The president emphasized the significance of a victory that reversed the margins of the first round. In her view, a popular movement prevailed over the South American far right.

"Sheinbaum described the relationship with the Brazilian government unambiguously . "It's a like-minded government. Of course, we get along with all the governments and peoples of the world, except for those who, as in the case of Ecuador, flagrantly violated national sovereignty; but in this case, we are very pleased that a movement like the one Lula represents has triumphed," she emphasized.

"The president added a warning about election day, denouncing a bias in favor of the far right detected on Meta platforms during voting. According to Sheinbaum, the Brazilian people gave a democratic lesson by prevailing through popular mobilization over external factors of distortion.

"The recognition came with a concrete agenda. The head of the Executive announced a phone call with Lula at noon to congratulate him directly ; the conversation will also serve to evaluate the date of an official visit to Brazil."

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