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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘀.𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀?I understand the temptation...
30/10/2026

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘀.

𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀?

I understand the temptation.

You’re finally doing the big trip. Everything looks incredible. Adding another stop feels easier than deciding what to leave out.

But “it’s only a one-hour flight” leaves out packing, checking out, getting to the airport, waiting, collecting luggage and travelling to the next hotel.

The plane gets one hour. Your holiday gets the bill.

Here’s how I’d pressure-test the itinerary:

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀.
Two nights might leave you one full day. What do you actually want to do with it?

𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻.
If two places offer much the same experience, would staying longer in one give you a better holiday?

𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘆.
Write down the whole journey, hotel door to hotel door. Then decide whether that extra stop still appeals.

Some trips deserve several bases. Others need someone to gently confiscate the map.

Send me your ambitious honeymoon wishlist. I’ll help work out what fits beautifully, what needs longer and what deserves its own trip.

Preferably before you become personally acquainted with every hotel checkout policy in Southeast Asia.

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗱 £𝟴𝟬 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆.𝗜𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝟭𝟲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁.Let’s do some holiday maths. The mildly annoying kind that’s ac...
29/10/2026

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗱 £𝟴𝟬 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆.

𝗜𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝟭𝟲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁.

Let’s do some holiday maths. The mildly annoying kind that’s actually useful. 👇

Imagine two seven-night packages.
Same hotel. Same room. Same board basis.

✈️ 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔: £𝟴𝟬𝗽𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿
Arrive at your hotel: 11pm.
Leave on your final morning: 5am.

✈️ 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗕: £𝟴𝟬𝗽𝗽 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲
Arrive at your hotel: 2pm.
Leave on your final day: midday.

That’s nine extra hours at the beginning and seven at the end.

𝗦𝗶𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. £𝟱 𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿.

Time for a swim, a proper dinner and a final breakfast that doesn’t come from a vending machine.

Both holidays say “seven nights”.
One gives you considerably more time to enjoy them.

The cheaper option might still be right for your budget. But compare the time you’ll reach and leave the HOTEL, including transfers, rather than just the flight times.

You worked hard for that annual leave. It deserves better than an extended relationship with an airport chair.

𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 £𝟴𝟬𝗽𝗽, 𝗼𝗿 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆?

𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 “𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴” 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀.One of you means a sunbed.The other has booked a volcano h...
28/10/2026

𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 “𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴” 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀.

One of you means a sunbed.
The other has booked a volcano hike for 5am.

This information should come out before the airport. 😂

Here’s a little exercise for your next couples’ holiday. Answer these separately, then compare:

⏰ 𝗔𝗻 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁…
Sunrise, breakfast or “please stop speaking”?

🗺️ 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆, 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴?
Give an actual number. “A bit” is how you end up on your fourth temple tour wearing pool slides.

🏨 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗿?
The room, the food, the flight, the experiences? Pick your top two.

🚫 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁?
Long transfers? Crowds? Having to find a restaurant three times a day?

❤️ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀?
Both people get an answer. Even the one who keeps saying “I don’t mind”.

Keep those answers handy when you enquire. They tell me far more about the right holiday for you than “somewhere nice and sunny”.

And if one of you wants adventure while the other wants to be horizontal, we can plan time for both.

𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲? 🍹

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄? 🧳👀Having recently arrived in Johannesburg without my ...
27/10/2026

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄? 🧳👀

Having recently arrived in Johannesburg without my luggage, I can confirm that “the same clothes, with increasing resentment” loses its charm quite quickly.

So here’s a packing tip worth saving:

𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝟮𝟰 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀.

Alongside your documents, essential medication and valuables, make room for:

✓ Clean underwear and a fresh top
✓ Something lightweight to sleep in
✓ A toothbrush and essential toiletries within airport liquid limits
✓ Your phone charger
✓ Swimwear if you’re heading somewhere with a pool

That last one matters. Your suitcase can be having a logistical crisis while you’re having a swim.

Travelling together with two checked bags? Put a change of clothes for each person in both cases. It won’t help if both bags are delayed, but it gives you options if only one arrives.

My hand luggage was busy being more of an office. Next time, it’s getting a small underwear department too. 😂

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲?

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗮 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. 🪑😂Currently working from a lovely Airbnb in South...
26/10/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗮 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. 🪑😂

Currently working from a lovely Airbnb in South Africa, with bronchitis providing the soundtrack and this chair testing our relationship.

It’s a reminder that the things that make somewhere LOOK wonderful aren’t always the things that make your stay comfortable.

My tip when choosing accommodation? Read reviews for the things you’ll actually spend your time doing.

💤 Light sleeper? Look for comments about noise and blackout curtains.

🏊 Love swimming? Check what guests say about the pool and sea access, not just the colour of the water.

🚶 Enjoy walking out for dinner? Check the actual walking route, rather than how close everything looks on a map.

💻 Bringing work? Investigate the chair. I cannot stress this enough.

And don’t automatically dismiss a hotel because someone hated it. “Too quiet, nothing happening after dinner” might be YOUR five-star review.

That’s why I want to know your little preferences when planning a holiday. They can make a bigger difference than another gorgeous lobby photograph.

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁-𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲?

A proper hairdryer? Strong shower? Absolutely no organised fun? 👀

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆: 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮. 𝗠𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆. 🧳🙃Two delayed flights, ...
22/10/2026

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆:
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮. 𝗠𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆. 🧳🙃

Two delayed flights, a very close connection in Kenya and two missing bags later, I landed in Joburg yesterday. Still waiting for the luggage. Enthusiastically awaiting clean clothes.

But it’s sunny, 29 degrees, the hadedas are providing their wonderfully unsubtle welcome-home soundtrack, and the jacarandas are starting to turn everything purple. 💜

It’s good to be home. 🇿🇦

I’m spending a few weeks catching up with friends and family before heading to Kenya to experience its wildlife and beaches first-hand.

That’s a part of this job I’m particularly excited about. Getting a proper feel for the places, the journeys between them and those little details that help me work out which trip will suit which customer.

There’ll be plenty to share along the way. Hopefully including a joyful airport reunion with my conditioner.

What’s the sound, smell or sight that tells you you’re home? For me, those noisy hadedas take some beating. 🧡

Do you think I might have Christmas on my mind today? 🧑‍🎄☃️🎄Tag two of your favourite people that you're taking with you...
18/10/2026

Do you think I might have Christmas on my mind today? 🧑‍🎄☃️🎄

Tag two of your favourite people that you're taking with you in the comments below 👇

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18/10/2026

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Tag them in the comments below 👇

𝗧𝗵𝗲 “𝘄𝗲’𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗼 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆” 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲. 🐘14 September 2027.Five nights in Tanzania, incl...
09/10/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 “𝘄𝗲’𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗼 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆” 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲. 🐘

14 September 2027.

Five nights in Tanzania, including the Serengeti, followed by seven nights of all-inclusive unwinding in Zanzibar.

From “pass the binoculars” to “pass the sun cream”. One rather extraordinary holiday.

From £4,387pp, with game drives, safari park fees, internal flight and transfers included.

Send this to the person who keeps saying “one day”. Then message me and let’s give you both something incredible to look forward to. 🧡

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