Kelly & Paul’s Luxury Caravan

09/09/2026

09/09/2026

19-23rd October.
Last Halloween break still available in our holiday home. Caravan will be decorated. Skegness will be freezing but it will be cosy and warm inside with central heating and double glazing you will be cozy within minutes. Last break of the season before we close.

02/09/2026

Long post alert sorry.

Summer is over and I’m soo happy it is.
Summer has not been good to us and the caravan has certainly been mistreated.

Items missing.
Cleaning items (new 2 weeks ago, believe me no one cleaned that’s for sure)
Hairdryer
Hoover charger
1 pint glass
2 wine corks
1 potato p*eler
1 kingsize sheet
2 pillow cases
5 garden lights
Kids bedroom light, remote found broken.

Things damaged.
Twin Bedroom wall deep scratch taking off the wallpaper.
Living room rug, replaced due to dog wee.
1 double sheet ripped
1 kingsize mattress protector.
2 single mattress protectors (fag burns - found the bud in the bedside table)
Both living room chairs also had to be fixed due to the legs being weakened. Will need replacing at some point.

Most of this happened in the last 2 weeks. It’s Heartbreaking to be treated this Way when I go above and beyond to provide a beautiful and clean caravan for people to stay in, this isn’t just a cheap bog standard caravan and even if it was there is no excuse. This is a 44 thousand pound top of the range holiday home. That I have put my heart and soul into.

It’s also been deep cleaned twice this summer when I have visited on the few days I had available due to being booked out. Cleaner did the rest of the cleans. Thank you DT Cleaning Services for all your hard work doing the changeover cleans in between guests, you definitely made my summer easier.

The Last time I went was 2
Weeks ago, turned up yesterday to find sticky stuff all up the walls, floors and ceilings, mud in the bedrooms and hallway, p*e stains on the mattress in the Master bedroom and p*e on rug in the living room and god knows what was on the light switches. Windows left open , door left unlocked and they left 2 days early so the caravan was just left open and unsecured.
I was awake till 2am this morning cleaning everything I could with the upholstery cleaner and then did another 4 hours of cleaning this morning, before travelling 3 hours home. Can’t believe the state of it.

UKcaravans4hire better be putting that security bond back in place because this has by far been the worst year since owning it and merging with Skye’s cottages removed the security bond meaning people don’t give a damn.

Let’s hope the Autumn season treats her better.

25/08/2026

Halloween is coming and I have just one Monday to Friday break available. 19-23rd.
Grab it now just £500 including 2 adults and 2 children passes to butlins. More can be added up to a max of 6 people. Caravan will be decorated for your stay. Double glazed and central heating controlled for a warm cozy stay.
£50 deposit to secure your date, total payment due 30 days before.

15/08/2026

Bloody fuming these ground lights have disappeared from down the side of the caravan. Why take one side and not the other!

15/08/2026

Love the messages my guest leave me, makes the stress so worth while. Now to enjoy the caravan myself for a couple of days till the next lot are in. Surprised by how quiet it is although there are so many empty plots near me with another 2 vans up and gone in the last few weeks.

13/07/2026

Last summer date, grab this weekend at a bargain price

04/06/2026

June is a funny month at the caravan, very quiet as I don’t rent out for adult weekends we currently only have mon-Friday available and I have added a weekend as butlins have it as a family weekend. Had some early July cancellations. That is currently all that is available. August still sold out. At the moment.
Check out the website if you’re interested or drop me a WhatsApp with any questions.

30/05/2026

Arrived today to clean the van after guest had left. Absolutely spotless with nothing to do but relax for the evening. Little libby and Ellie left me the cutest messages in the guest book, made my day! Lovely family. So glad they had an amazing week.

17/05/2026

☀️ Last few remaining breaks available.
Couple of dates for the beginning of July and Just one date left for a mon-friday break in the summer hols.
Grab it while you can. ☀️