Nyeri Off-road Bikers

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si we unaonanga k**a umetembea Kenya sana...haya basi niambie hapa ni wapi ukule thao.....on other news sina thao...hiyo...
03/07/2025

si we unaonanga k**a umetembea Kenya sana...haya basi niambie hapa ni wapi ukule thao.....

on other news sina thao...hiyo ni story ya jaba hehe...
On this here day, we were sandwiched between two great dams located on a single river....one emptying into another emptying into another.....

The falls in the background were majestic as ever!

Here is scrat in all his former glory kando ya mzee Daudi....Huku tulikuwa tumeenda kuona hii Msitu ya Mweiga imefika wa...
02/07/2025

Here is scrat in all his former glory kando ya mzee Daudi....
Huku tulikuwa tumeenda kuona hii Msitu ya Mweiga imefika wapi....

Embaringo is somewhere in the background with the Greater Aberdares shouting in a beautiful green hue in the horizon.

Swali....Ushaiona fikifiki ya seven handred and fifte thousand? yaani 750,000ksh usiseme you misread that hehe...

That DT haikuwa imemaliza breakin....it's ODO was reading 121kms😁

02/07/2025

In kinangofu farmers feed their cows cabbage

Si ata wewe ulidhani hiyo ni story ya Jaba?

Baaas jionee 😅
That cow is so fed up with cabbage it would rather have normal weeds😅.

The Nyeri Offroad bikers finally made it to a place colder than your ex’s heart🙂‍↕️🫠.Kinangofu x njabini y’all never tol...
01/07/2025

The Nyeri Offroad bikers finally made it to a place colder than your ex’s heart🙂‍↕️🫠.

Kinangofu x njabini y’all never told us it’d be this cold bana. Ushaiskia baridi unashindwa what the heck?

Luckily we’re always dressed for the weather. One amazing thing about this small team is that folk’s gear up to a T.

Even you would be challenged if you showed up to a random ride.🤭

Scrat bado ndo anamalizia puberty....akishabroaden hips and widen shoulders A.K.A amee akuwe pikipiki mzima....NAOA....n...
30/06/2025

Scrat bado ndo anamalizia puberty....

akishabroaden hips and widen shoulders A.K.A amee akuwe pikipiki mzima....NAOA....nitaoa vibaya sana
Mnadhani ata mimi sitaki kubeba super pillion tunaenda nikifanyiwa massage ya mgongo surely?😁

Still on the Lake Magadi Ride Chronicles..Nyinyi mnadhani Kikuyus are the hardest sellers!😁You see those mamas to the fa...
29/06/2025

Still on the Lake Magadi Ride Chronicles..

Nyinyi mnadhani Kikuyus are the hardest sellers!😁
You see those mamas to the far right slightly blacked out next to the bikes...

Their selling skills is on another level....sijawahiona hii
Kuna mahali I was bargaining kuchukua rungu(not the one you're thinking of😒) This mama decides to behave as though hajui kuongea kiswahili anaswitch to Maasai hehe....alafu shouting....tunawikiana bei...

Afarai....on this very day I was bargaining in coins tondu nie reke ngwire....these mamas are a force to reckon haha.





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Kidogo kidogo uskie mtu akisema "you boda boda guys"😁Weeeweeee....Wapi ukaona LS2 helmets mbili kwa boda wewe msee😁Cheki...
28/06/2025

Kidogo kidogo uskie mtu akisema "you boda boda guys"😁

Weeeweeee....
Wapi ukaona LS2 helmets mbili kwa boda wewe msee😁
Cheki LS2 moja iko na intercom iko na hadi camera msee🤣😁

Boda imeomoka sivyo?
Word of the day is "Money is very silent"🤣😁





I'd lie to you and tell you that I'll take you places...lakini kwanza kwanza...Hapaaaa ni wapi!?
27/06/2025

I'd lie to you and tell you that I'll take you places...
lakini kwanza kwanza...

Hapaaaa ni wapi!?







A team that prays together?Ahaaa....This is how we conclude all our rides. We also always start off with a word of praye...
26/06/2025

A team that prays together?
Ahaaa....

This is how we conclude all our rides. We also always start off with a word of prayer.
Tumebakisha tu Muislamu mmoja kwa group niwe namalizia na Allahu AKhbar!😁

Jomba...mbona usije ride jameni?

and finally we passed by  john billionaires place for a cup of tea and very nice chapatis ...ukipita embu pass by his pl...
27/05/2025

and finally we passed by john billionaires place for a cup of tea and very nice chapatis ...ukipita embu pass by his place ufukuze njaa,..

He was kind enough to push us upto samsons corner...shukran sana.

On the highway at night be very careful of stones placed in corners either intentionally or not.,.one almost ruined our awesome day but we thank God for protecting us,..

keep it here for more stories....

Continuation from Irine falls...Ukiambiwa dont trust google maps please usipuuze...the girl giving directions is happy u...
27/05/2025

Continuation from Irine falls...
Ukiambiwa dont trust google maps please usipuuze...the girl giving directions is happy ukiteseka...she is happy when your fuel tank goes empty or you get stuck or get punctures or look like a cartoon from dusty almost impassable backroads....

Huyu msichana alitupeleka njia zingine passing outside people's homes,shambas and toilets..for a minute we wanted to go back but imagine she refused to give alternative routes...locals were not very helpful too its like they had been bribed to support google maps.. with the clips of our ride to the stunning IKWA FALLS....

Dont go to that place during rainy season..utalala kwa barabara k**a mifugo..bad roads and many bridgeless seasonal rivers...but k**a unapenda offroading go have fun...

Lake Rutundu --- Part 2The early morning start was rather easy for me. The ever ready time keepers, Ken and King'ori are...
20/03/2025

Lake Rutundu --- Part 2

The early morning start was rather easy for me.
The ever ready time keepers, Ken and King'ori are always friendly enough to ring me "tondu Gikuyu, your son can sleep through a war."

Hurriedly rushing out, ndo mimi huyo nimetoka na mgeni mashuhuri Vic, this will be his first long distance ride too...not to mention his first ride with us.

He won't admit it but he got a bike after constantly seeing status updates of us ripping through the bundus doing what we do best and wanted to join in.

By now, I'm already aware that the Nairutia Team has already left...we've agreed to meet on the outskirts of Naromoru Town, so all that remains is fuelling and heading out.

Agenda for the day would be to first get to Naromoru, Fuel, say Grace, then head out to Mt Kenya Sirimon gate to promptly get checked and pickup our gate passes. On our ride back, we'd pick up the two Sams i.e our guides for the day.

Little did I know that Daktari had changed his mind about coming for the Ride.
Enter Dr Maina, man from Matungulu(Made that up haha), he's riding the other offroad bike i.e the Great Focin 150 (It'd earlier made it's debut on the Lake Ellis Leg earlier in the year).

Hapa sasa kijana kafungua throttle and zoomed into the horizon. Nii reke ngwire Wanja "andakaragia ma!"
Kuna siku Muthee Faoro nyoroshad me on his bike (barely a month after training him how to ride the bike he'd just bought not knowing how to ride) ikabidi nisimame kubadilisha spark plug for I could not believe my eyes yawa...Mailooord!

Meeting up with the rest of the team was mostly uneventful other than a few roadside shenanigans that always seem to be permanently assigned to me!😒

We'd easily made it past Kisima enroute to the unmarked Mt Kenya Gate via the school of adventure route.

Tareke ngwire ma! If there's a road that's as beautiful as this one, please send me directions tondu aye!
Minus the potholes that would creep up on every other bend, these undulating hills were a mere spectacle to behold. Not to mention that we are literally ontop of the hill...We could see the far distant hills that mark the route to Isiolo behind us!

To be continued....

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