06/03/2026
From my son's POV:
My family on vacation: “Let’s wake up at 7 to enjoy the day!”
Me: waking up at 11:30, enjoying the night I just had.
Apparently I “missed everything,” but I didn’t hear any complaints from my pillow.
If it doesn’t happen after noon, was it even worth seeing?
Anyway, I’m finally awake, slightly confused, and ready to ask what time we’re going to dinner… which I will absolutely also be late for.🚢🧳😴