06/02/2026
After tucking my very tall teenage boys into their Disney cruise bunk beds, and I had some questions.
Mainly:
Who at Disney decided these beds were designed for humans over 6 feet tall?π
Why did my children look like folded lawn chairs?πΊ
And how was it possible for knees to be both above and below the mattress at the same time?π€ͺ
One of them said, βI think I lost circulation in 2007.β π€£π€£π€£
Anyway, they were thrilled, I was concerned, and Iβm pretty sure we were going to have to filed a missing person report for someoneβs legs.π¦΅
10/10 family bonding experience. βοΈβοΈβοΈ