09/07/2026
🍹🌴 WHAT IS A PAINKILLER? 🌴🍹
If you’re coming to the Virgin Islands, there’s one cocktail you’re definitely going to hear about… the Painkiller!
But what exactly IS a Painkiller?
This famous Caribbean cocktail was born just across the water from us at the legendary Soggy Dollar Bar on White Bay, Jost Van D**e, back in the 1970s. The bar got its name because there was no dock — boaters had to swim ashore, arriving with very soggy dollars in their pockets! 😂🌊
The traditional Painkiller is a deliciously tropical combination of:
🍍 Pineapple juice
🍊 Orange juice
🥥 Cream of coconut
🥃 Dark rum
✨ And freshly grated nutmeg on top
Creamy, fruity, tropical and just strong enough to remind you that you’re officially on island time. 😎
And at Two Tickets to Paradise Cottage, we don’t think your first Painkiller should have to wait until you find a beach bar.
When we pick you up at the airport, we arrive with a Painkiller in hand. 🍹✈️
Because after flying all the way to St. Thomas, getting off the plane and climbing into the Jeep with a cold tropical drink waiting for you just feels like the proper way to say…
🌴 WELCOME TO PARADISE. 🌴
And if you take that first sip and think, “Ohhhh yeah… I’m going to need more of this,” we’ve got you covered. 😂
Guests can purchase a half-gallon jug of our Painkillers for $50 and have it chilled and ready to take along to the beach the very next day.
Grab your cooler, your beach chairs, your Painkiller and head out to find your perfect patch of Caribbean blue.
That’s island vacationing, Two Tickets style. 💙🌊🍹
Two Tickets to Paradise Cottage
Come for the view. Stay for the island life. 🌴