Lady Saelym Galveston Tour Guide • Beyond the Past Podcast

11/09/2026

🏴‍☠️ WELL, THIS EXPLAINS A LOT… 😂

Apparently, today is National Chaos Never Dies Day!

And here I thought I was just naturally talented. 🤣

So let’s have a little fun…

If CHAOS were an actual job, what would your official job title be?

I’m pretty sure I’m already upper management. 💀😂

11/08/2026

👻 SOMETHING WICKED HAS TAKEN LULU💀

Lulu has vanished without a trace. But don’t worry… someone new has arrived. 🎀

Meet Annabelle. 🖤

She wasn’t always this way. Once sweet and innocent, she’s developed a rather disturbing little habit…

She likes to play where the demons stay. 😈

Now she’s joining me on the haunted streets of Galveston, and she’s just DYING to make new friends.

Will YOU come play with us? 👀

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11/07/2026

🌴 Because life’s too short for boring rides! 🌺🚗

Our new Island Ride is officially UNDER TRANSFORMATION! 🌊🌴

And YES… I created all these crazy, colorful tropical graphics myself! 🎨🌺

A little tiki, a little pirate, and a whole lot of island attitude! 🏴‍☠️🍍

She’s not finished yet, but The B***y Hunter is coming to life, one decal at a time!

How much do you love the name?? 🏴‍☠️😝

11/06/2026

☀️🏍️ GOOD MORNING, GALVESTON ISLAND! HAPPY FRIDAY! 🏴‍☠️🌴

The coffee's brewing, the engines are roaring, and Galveston is waking up to a whole different kind of thunder! 🔥🏍️

IT'S BIKER RALLY WEEKEND! 🤘

The chrome is shining, the leather is out, and the island is filling up with enough horsepower to make the pirates of 1817 jealous!

Meanwhile, our resident ghosts are standing on their porches wondering who invited the entire cavalry back from the dead! 👻🤣

And somewhere on the Seawall, a seagull is preparing to steal a biker's breakfast taco. That bird has absolutely NO survival instincts! 😂

Whether you're riding in, people-watching, or just enjoying the rumble, welcome to our little island of beautiful chaos!

🏍️ Who's here for the rally, and who's just here to watch the shenanigans?

Ride safe, have fun, and remember... the pirates may have ruled these waters, but this weekend the bikers rule the roads! 🏴‍☠️💜

11/06/2026

🏍️🏴‍☠️ THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN ON THE STRAND? 👑👻🤣

One commands an Egyptian empire Camilla Morales. The other commands an army of ghosts. Lady Saelym Galveston Tour Guide • Beyond the Past Podcast

Together, we’re starting the most questionable biker gang Galveston has ever seen!

WHAT SHOULD OUR GANG BE CALLED? 😂👇

11/05/2026

🚨🏴‍☠️ BREAKING NEWS: LADY SAELYM BANNED FROM WALMART! 🛒🤣

Security won’t release the footage, and Lady Saelym ain’t talking!

WHAT DID SHE DO?! 👀😂

👇 WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

11/04/2026

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11/04/2026

💰 “WHAT DO I SPEND ON MY HAIR?!” Let’s talk about it! 😂

I get compliments on my hair all the time, and I LOVE it! Especially since I spent most of my life thinking I just didn’t have good hair!

That BEFORE picture? OVER $500! 😳 Thankfully, it was a birthday gift from my family because I’m WAY too thrifty to spend that myself! 😂 and honestly it wasn’t that great!

Then along came Lady Saelym, and apparently all my hair needed was a little pirate attitude and permission to be WILD! 🏴‍☠️

Now? $30 every TWO MONTHS!

Yep! I do it ALL myself! Every few weeks, I spend 2–3 hours separating and tightening a section of my locs. Morning styling? TWO MINUTES!

I get to play with colors, beads, and wraps, which makes my creative little soul happy! Just a few days ago, I decided I needed some PURPLE! 💜 Because why not?!

And YES, I wash my hair! 🤣 Regularly!

Turns out my hair wasn’t the problem. It just hadn’t found its personality yet!

Now I’m curious… are you a salon regular, a DIY kinda person, or somewhere in between? 😂 Show me your favorite hairstyle!

11/04/2026

They say Galveston's ghosts have unfinished business, but I never imagined one would ask me to help hide…

(finish the sentence)

11/03/2026

I woke up on my boat this morning and discovered YOU sleeping in the cockpit.

What happened last night, and why is there a rubber chicken on my deck?