10/04/2026
So, I decided to head to Universal Orlando Resort today, but before the fun started, I said “I’ll try out Joey Fatone’s Fat Ones Hot Hogs.
I pride myself on honesty and integrity with reviews and 99.9% of my posts. So here goes. 😬
I HATED it. This is no fault of the Universal brand. Just a small Disclsimer.
I ordered the pizza hot dog. 🌭
- Bun was too crispy
- the hot dog itself was very salty
- honestly, the presentation wasn’t that great.
- they may have well given me a raw potato and said cut it yourself and eat it. 🥔 They were too potatoey for my liking
- the Diet Coke, however was perfection.
After a couple hours, I truly did not know what was going to happen with my stomach, but I knew something was about to 🤮🚽💩.. luckily I fought it down. Not my point.
I love me some Joey Fatone, and he’s a staple of my childhood, but he can stick to Broadway and music. Basically anything but slapping his name on a restaurant.
Was it an off day? Possibly. Will I go again? Absolutely not. 👎
So I hope you all enjoyed this review. It’s completely honest, and I’m advising you to spend your 20 dollars elsewhere. With this said, it is relatively new. If you HAVE to check it out, consider yourself warned.