02/25/2026
A father mauled by a cat. A sister fired from her job. A divorce. Persistent illness. And they blame it all on a rock from Petrified Forest National Park.
Since 1934, over 1,200 people have mailed stolen petrified wood back to the park with handwritten confessions blaming it for ruining their lives. The NPS can't even return the rocks — it would contaminate the geological record. They just pile them on a private service road. The Conscience Pile.
Brief your kids before they get out of the car:
Ages 3-5: "Those rocks are 225 million years old. They belong here, not in your pocket. We look, we don't touch."
Ages 6-9: "People have stolen rocks from this park and mailed them back begging to "lift the curse." Leave the rocks."
Ages 10-12: "Over 1,200 people have taken rocks from this park and regretted it badly enough to mail them back with a letter of apology. The park can't even return them to where they belong because they're "contaminated." That rock stays here."
Ages 13+: "Taking anything from a national park is a federal offense. People have also done it and had genuinely terrible years afterward. Coincidence or not, it's not worth it. These parks exist because people chose to protect them. We do our part."
Don't let your kids pocket the rocks. Some might insist that your family's wellbeing is at stake. 🪨