31/10/2026
🕵️♂️🦆 THE GEE VEE DUCK FILES 🦆🕵️♂️
🚨 EPISODE 2: OPERATION DOUBLE-O-WADDLE 🚨
Licensed to Quack. Trained to Waddle.
📍 GEE VEE HQ – 06:32 HOURS
Following last week’s security disaster, Agent Waddles had called an emergency meeting.
The 2027 brochure was under threat.
Sir Quacksalot was still at large.
And Apprentice Nugget had been banned from Facebook.
🎙️ WADDLES: “Agents, intelligence suggests Sir Quacksalot has planted a spy near our depot.”
🦆 FEATHERS: “We need someone undercover, boss.”
Both slowly turned towards Nugget.
🐥 NUGGET: “What?”
🎙️ WADDLES: “Nugget, this is your chance to prove yourself. You must blend into your surroundings. Become invisible.”
TWENTY MINUTES LATER…
Nugget returned wearing a bright orange traffic cone. 🚧
🎙️ WADDLES: “What in the name of James Pond are you wearing?!”
🐥 NUGGET: “Camouflage, boss. Nobody ever notices traffic cones.”
🦆 FEATHERS: “You’re a duck with your backside sticking out of road furniture.”
🐥 NUGGET: “Exactly. Nobody suspects a thing.”
📍 07:15 HOURS – OUTSIDE THE DEPOT
Nugget took up his position.
For forty-five minutes, the operation ran smoothly.
Until a delivery driver moved him six feet to the left.
🐥 NUGGET (over radio): “Boss! I’ve been kidnapped!”
🎙️ WADDLES: “By whom?!”
🐥 NUGGET: “A bloke from DPD.”
Meanwhile, Agent Feathers spotted a suspicious duck wearing sunglasses, carrying a suitcase and looking remarkably shifty.
It was QUACK JACK, Sir Quacksalot’s notorious getaway driver!
🦆 FEATHERS: “Boss, we’ve got a visual! He’s heading towards the coaches!”
🎙️ WADDLES: “Nugget! INTERCEPT HIM!”
Nugget sprang into action.
Unfortunately, he forgot he was still inside the traffic cone.
CLATTER! CRASH! QUAAAAACK! 💥
He rolled across the depot like a badly aimed bowling ball, taking out two wheelie bins and a sandwich board.
Quack Jack fled in terror.
But in his haste, he dropped a mysterious briefcase.
📁 CLASSIFIED – PROJECT HOLIDAY HIJACK
Inside were three items:
📘 A stolen page from the Gee Vee 2027 brochure.
🗺️ A map with Barnsley, Sheffield and Chesterfield circled in red.
🍪 Half a chocolate Hobnob.
🎙️ WADDLES: “This is serious. Sir Quacksalot is targeting all three Gee Vee branches!”
🦆 FEATHERS: “And the biscuit?”
🐥 NUGGET: “Evidence secured, boss.”
🎙️ WADDLES: “Where is it?”
🐥 NUGGET: “In my tummy.”
Long silence.
Suddenly, Waddles’ radio crackled.
A sinister voice echoed through HQ…
🎩 SIR QUACKSALOT: “Enjoy your little victory, Waddles. By this time next week, your precious brochures will be MINE! MWAHAHAHA!”
🐥 NUGGET: “Boss?”
🎙️ WADDLES: “WHAT NOW?!”
🐥 NUGGET: “Does this mean I’m getting promoted?”
🦆 FEATHERS: “I’d settle for you getting out of the traffic cone.”
🚨 MISSION STATUS: PARTIALLY SUCCESSFUL
🕵️ ENEMY IDENTIFIED: QUACK JACK
🚧 UNDERCOVER SKILLS: NEED IMPROVEMENT
🍪 BISCUIT EVIDENCE: DESTROYED
TO BE CONTINUED…
🔎 NEXT WEEK – EPISODE 3: FROM BARNSLEY WITH LOVE
A mysterious lady duck arrives at the Barnsley branch. Agent Feathers smells a trap, Waddles suspects a double agent…
And Nugget falls hopelessly in love with a feather duster. ❤️🦆
FOLLOW THE DUCK… TRUST NO ONE! 👀
