25/08/2026
In our latest blog, we’re looking at a particularly bold example of illicit distilling that took place right in the heart of Glasgow, and under the very nose of officialdom.
The Trades Hall has stood proudly on Glassford Street since 1794, housing the Trades House and serving as a base to the Deacon Convener - the city’s third most senior citizen.
In 1856, the men of the excise raided the spirit shop that stood to the south side of the entrance and in the cellars found a complete illicit distillery.
The stills were still warm from use, and the room strewn with casks and containers filled with low w**es, spirits and even molasses wash, suggesting they were making rum too.
The manager was arrested, convicted and made to pay a fine of £30!
The cellar extended under the office of the Deacon Convener himself, meaning the illegal operation was happening, literally, under his very nose.
Whilst we don’t want to applaud such illegal behaviour 😉, the sheer audacity, or to put it the Glasgow way, Gallusness, of the operation can’t help but raise a smile.
Pic 1: cover
Pic 2: Trades Hall
Pic 3: Trades Hall interior
Pic 4: depiction of illicit distilling in the highlands
Pic 5: sign on the wall at Glengoyne
Pic 6: old wh**ky still on display at museum of Islay life
