27/05/2026
🌡️ UK heatwave + half term + working from home with kids… send help 😅
If my replies are slightly delayed this week, please know I am currently running:
💻 A travel business
🛟 A free neighbourhood waterpark
🍦 An unlimited snack bar
🧺 A laundry service
🚑 A first aid station for “mum she splashed meeeee”
…all from my garden 🤣
The paddling pool is permanently inflated, the hosepipe has become a weapon, somebody is crying because somebody else “looked at them funny”, and I’m pretty sure I’ve spent more time making ice lollies than actual meals ☀️
Meanwhile I’m still here pricing cruises in between:
📱 “Mummmmm where’s my towel?”
📱 “Mummmmm he pushed me!”
📱 “Mummmmm can we have ice cream?”
📱 “Mummmmm the dog is wet!”
So if you’ve messaged me and I take slightly longer than normal to reply, I promise I haven’t disappeared… I’m probably just negotiating peace talks between two soaked children while trying to quote a Norwegian Fjords cruise 😂
Hope everyone survives the heatwave and half term in one piece! ☀️