01/09/2026
🏴☠️⚓️ AHOOOY, YE SCURVY SCALLEYWAGS! ⚓️🏴☠️
Word has reached the seven seas that we’ve been spotted in The Guardian 🗞️ And featured front and centre is one of our beloved Captains and her tiniest deckhand, Pixie! 🧚🏽🐶
These fearsome Queens be sailin’ the Amsterdam canals, plunderin’ hearts, terrorizin’ landlubbers, and sailin’ wherever the hell the tide takes ’em. 👑🏴☠️
So hoist the Jolly Roger, grab yer mates, and COME ABOARD! 🏴☠️🍻
⚓️ Book yer own canal adventure with Those Dam Boat Guys through the link in our bio! ARRRRG!!!