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Those Dam Boat Guys Let us take you out on small, electric boats for the most laid back canal tour in Amsterdam. We're exactly what you're looking for. Congratulations!
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Not only did you find exactly what you were looking for, but looking for us makes you the coolest, hippest awesomest tourist in town! We are Those Dam Boat Guys, a collection of transplanted expats that love this magical city and want to share our hard earned, hard learned knowledge with adventurous tourists looking to get away from the beaten path. For €25, we'll show you the magic, beauty and history of the canals of Amsterdam. Bring your own food and drink for a floating picnic!

🏴‍☠️⚓️ AHOOOY, YE SCURVY SCALLEYWAGS! ⚓️🏴‍☠️Word has reached the seven seas that we’ve been spotted in The Guardian 🗞️ A...
01/09/2026

🏴‍☠️⚓️ AHOOOY, YE SCURVY SCALLEYWAGS! ⚓️🏴‍☠️

Word has reached the seven seas that we’ve been spotted in The Guardian 🗞️ And featured front and centre is one of our beloved Captains and her tiniest deckhand, Pixie! 🧚🏽🐶

These fearsome Queens be sailin’ the Amsterdam canals, plunderin’ hearts, terrorizin’ landlubbers, and sailin’ wherever the hell the tide takes ’em. 👑🏴‍☠️

So hoist the Jolly Roger, grab yer mates, and COME ABOARD! 🏴‍☠️🍻

⚓️ Book yer own canal adventure with Those Dam Boat Guys through the link in our bio! ARRRRG!!!

We can’t STAND ChatGPT and its impact on the environment and job market……except for when it mentions us 🥰⚓️Come cruise t...
08/05/2026

We can’t STAND ChatGPT and its impact on the environment and job market…

…except for when it mentions us 🥰⚓️

Come cruise to find out why. Book tickets through the link in our bio!

🚤✨ GIVEAWAY TIME ✨🎤Win the ultimate Amsterdam date night: 2 FREE boat tour tickets + 2 FREE VIP comedy show tickets 😍Do ...
05/05/2026

🚤✨ GIVEAWAY TIME ✨🎤

Win the ultimate Amsterdam date night: 2 FREE boat tour tickets + 2 FREE VIP comedy show tickets 😍

Do it all in one perfect night, or split them up however you like!

To enter:
👇 Comment below

Winners announced Friday, May 8th at 12:00 ⏰

In collaboration with Those Dam Boat Guys & Café de Knoop 💛

23/04/2026

🧡 KING’S DAY BOATS 🏴‍☠️

Celebrate King’s Day on the canals this Monday with us!

🚤 Private Boat: book the whole boat for you and your crew
🚤 Public Boat: join a shared boat and meet others

🧡 Best views in the city
🍻 Drinks, music, good energy
🚤 Right in the middle of the action

Spots are limited - go to TDBG.nl through the link in our bio today.

22/04/2026

🧡 KING’S DAY ON THE WATER (PART 2) 🚤

Missed the last post? This is your sign to pay attention.

We’re back and YES, we’re still putting people on boats this Monday for King’s Day. Because why would you celebrate any other way?

Choose Your Cruise:

🚤 Private Boat
Get the whole boat to yourselves. Your people, your music, your drinks, your rules. It’s the easiest way to guarantee a good time (and avoid being packed shoulder-to-shoulder on a bridge).

🚤 Public Boat
Don’t have a full crew? No problem. Jump on a shared boat and be part of the chaos. You’ll meet strangers, make friends, and at the very least have people to cheers with every 5 minutes.

What you’re signing up for:
🧡 Front-row seat to the wildest day in Amsterdam
🍻 Drinks, music, and zero responsibilities
🎶 Nonstop energy from start to finish
🚤 Cruising straight through the madness instead of watching it from the sidelines

Boats fill up fast every year - go to TDBG.nl to book your spot today!

21/04/2026

🏴‍☠️ HEAR YE, LANDLUBBERS, KING’S DAY BE UPON US 🧡

This Monday, the canals turn to chaos, the city to gold, and we, Those Dam Boat Guys, are your only worthy captains.

Ditch the crowded docks and climb aboard, if you dare…

⚓ Private Boat (For You and Your Crew)
Book the entire boat for yourselves. Bring your friends, your music, and your drinks. No strangers, just your own space to celebrate however you want.

⚓ Public Boat (For the Social Ones)
Coming solo or in a small group? Join a shared boat and meet other King’s Day chaos-lovers.

What you can expect:
🍻 Drinks flowing (BYO welcome)
🎶 Music all day
🧡 A full-on orange takeover
🚤 The best views of the canals during the madness

Spots are limited, so book ahead before everything fills up.

Book through TDBG.nl to lock in your spot.

Ahoy ye party pirates! 🏴‍☠️ Set sail this King’s Day with Those Dam Boat Guys!We’ve got boats for groups of 10 or 25, pe...
03/04/2026

Ahoy ye party pirates! 🏴‍☠️ Set sail this King’s Day with Those Dam Boat Guys!

We’ve got boats for groups of 10 or 25, perfect for yer rowdy mates 🍻 all come with complimentary cold drinks and hot captains!

Gather yer crew and claim yer ride before it’s gone! Book now through the link in bio or chart yer course at TDBG.nl

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Prinsenstraat 13h
Amsterdam
1015DA

Openingstijden

Maandag 11:00 - 21:00
Dinsdag 11:00 - 21:00
Woensdag 11:00 - 21:00
Donderdag 11:00 - 21:00
Vrijdag 11:00 - 21:00
Zondag 11:00 - 21:00

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