10/29/2026
THE COWARDLY LION
Volume VII
Chapter XVI
It was becoming readily apparent that whoever had put together the mission had little or no idea of how the Eskimo cultures were assembled and maintained, much less how they might be interfaced with high German and low Filipino cultures and language. In spite of all the differences, I was going to need a good number of the crew and even possibly some of the passengers to enter into the necessary area of operations as well as the language and negotiating skills I was not equipped with. But the crew was, and as they’d already proven, they were players of adventure on a pretty grand, powerful scale. I was becoming a coach of national importance, but I had to work at finding out what such coaches did to motivate and then confirm victories over their opponents. Why I was selected to open and run the mission becomes clearer every day, even though everyone seemed to know about it without being able to define or truly understand it.
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“It’s not so bad,” Don said quietly, behind the struggling Germans’ backs, “at least you got all that morphine down there. Maybe you can keep him out for the whole cruise.” He thought that was hilarious and laughed openly. “You karate chop him, or something? Like, you know, the Karate ...